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Useless Machine


Some shit who occasionally writes things.

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  • 446 weeks
    I Have Been Lazy

    Gonna admit that straight-up. I haven't been working as much as I should. Not entirely because I lack motivation, though.

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  • 458 weeks
    An Update

    Just throwing this up here. I've went home for summer vacation for a while, and between going out with friends (you know, the entire point of the show this website is based off of) and studying for my driver's license (which I really need to actually do more), I haven't been able to write much dumb shit.

    But I haven't abandoned you all. Not yet.

    1 comments · 367 views
  • 523 weeks
    Entering Low Power Mode

    Long story short, real life sort of got in the way, so I'm putting the stories here on hiatus while I write an actual story.
    One I can sell.
    For money.
    Sorry guys.

    4 comments · 450 views
  • 530 weeks
    This Will End Well

    Greetings, travellers!

    I haven't been doing a lot of writing lately - I'm a lazyass and XCOM: Enemy Unknown (FUCK YOU ETHEREALS) isn't helping. But! I've decided that to keep my inspiration for stories fresh, I'll start working on three at once! How can this end badly at all?

    Many ways. But here is what I will be attempting to work on;

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  • 538 weeks
    Betta Fish Readers Wanted

    And like a miracle in the snow, it's Sparty, finally waking his ass up again to write things for stories!

    But some of the betareaders I used to have... not exactly looking good. They've been busy with life and I've been busy with not writing and giving them a reason to come on.

    So. Who wants to help betaread Gate Hunters Wanted? Who already has and wants to keep their jobs! Step up!

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Feb
25th
2014

This Will End Well · 12:12am Feb 25th, 2014

Greetings, travellers!

I haven't been doing a lot of writing lately - I'm a lazyass and XCOM: Enemy Unknown (FUCK YOU ETHEREALS) isn't helping. But! I've decided that to keep my inspiration for stories fresh, I'll start working on three at once! How can this end badly at all?

Many ways. But here is what I will be attempting to work on;

Gate Hunters Wanted! What happens when you toss six psychopaths and six tiny, colorful horses together! Fun! And bullets!

N7: Operation Harmonizer Rewrite! It's exactly the thing none of you wanted but I'm going to make anyways! Now with 50% less romance and 100% less ceramic power armor being penetrated by fireworks!

Some untitled HumanxDash romance story thing! Which also involves jet fighters, the Wonderbolts, and shapeshifter invasions that ensure there will be liberal use of explosives and 40mm cannon rounds! Though "catchy name" is still something that needs work.

I know at least one of you won't like one of these ideas (FastShadow, you don't have to read the romance story), but I also know at least one of you will like one of these ideas (Edragon, you'll know when the romance comes out because I'll tell you). So comment on my plans and hope OP actually delivers, because...
Idunno.

Still. Questions? Comments? Suggestions for painful methods of my death? Praise as your Lord and Savior? Direct 'em to the comments.

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Comments ( 2 )

Gate hunters! Finish that one or do some substantial advancement on the plot before you begin to branch out again. By the way, I'll still be able to help you out on pre-reading if you so desire.

1872229: I figured I'd do work on all three in tiny little pieces. But getting somewhere with the story everyone wants me to do is probably a good idea.
It'll be considered.
And yes, you can help pre-read everything.

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