Sweetie one-liners

The good news is I might be able to get a chapter out soon, <24 hoursish soon, so to keep you hyped; what would you consider Sweetie's one liner? You can pick more than one ;)

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[Pickleless]

In what context? Beating something up?

[terrycloth]

"That sounds like a good *safe* idea!"
"This is just like my 5th birthday party all over again!"

and of course,

"Oh COME ON!"

[FaelaArts]

3113900 In any context ^^

[Pickleless]

3113994
Well in that case...
"Sweet Dreams."

And then she hates herself afterwards.
Also, I asked my friend for a one liner.

Okay, so the situation is this. The Cutie Mark Crusaders are infiltrating the changeling hive and they make Chrysalis a cake. When she eats the cake, her legs explode. Sweetie Belle takes off her disguise says "Careful with that cake, it'll go straight to your thighs."

[FaelaArts]

3114100 XD ha!

[the other sans]

Sweetie goes to the GGG and then wrecks it saying that she was the Belle of the ball after all.

Or maybe she replaces Cheerilee for Language classes and calls herself Ms. Dictionary.

Or she goes do some crazy stunt again and say: You only loop once after all.

Can't say if either she or her victims volunteers get the tail end of the deal after her mane line.

[Inthretis]

"The belle tolls for no one motherbucker."

[Sollace]

"I love her... mane?"

Or...

*cue the classic western intro*

We join our hero as she rides into the little town of Marejerico on her trusty steed, Wooden Johnson, the human. "Woah there Wooden" She pulls back in the stirrups and slows her human to a steady canter as they ride into town.

Sweetie Belle slowly rides down the lonely main road. It's quite, too quite. Not a sound can be heard other than the distinct metalic shink of her human's boots on the rough gravel; not a soul to be found. She spies the saloon, boarded up, and tumble weeds have free roam of the town.

She pulls Wooden to a halt and dismounts. Sweetie Belle takes a few steps and looks around at the dilapidation. Removing the toothipick from her mouth, and with a flick of her magic discarding it. Sweetie Belle says, "Looks ta' me like this her bitter town could use somethin' sweet."

"A li'le, Sweetie Belle"

[kirbuu]

After purposefully instigating a series of events that results in the destruction of a building/wall/annoying individual via either explosive or massive blunt force impact "Just call me the wrecking Belle."

[Azreal DuCain1]

"Lately, I have found myself easily bored." KABOOM!
"As a consequence, I have also become easily amused." BIGGER KABOOM!
"So please, would you kindly entertain me?" BLOWING UP THE WHOLE BUILDING KABOOM!