New Readings: "I Don't Know If I'm Real..." and "Drifting" · 6:02pm May 30th, 2015
It's been a busy week! I've been to Times Square with my music department and have attended my high school senior prom and afterglow event. Good times but pretty exhausting. Still, I'm proud to offer you all two readings. They revolve around an alternate course to the ending of the Too Many Pinkie Pies episode, so I felt it was appropriate to do them both around the same time and upload them simultaneously. The order posted here is in accordance with the order in which the stories were uploaded. I also think the second serves as a great epilogue of sorts to the first.
The first is I Don't Know If I'm Real... by user North. The audio reading can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocU-BfXLDI
The second is Drifting by user ShadowKirby. The audio reading can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCyE2T8yLa0
Happy listening, folks! I hope you're all doing fine.
You’re a good friend, Daniel
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*hugs* As you have been to me, FattyMagee.
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Have I really? Do I actually matter to you?
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I wouldn't trade you for peaceful relations with North Korea!
Of course!
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Seriously? Not even that?
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Por supuesto.
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Not even for 80 trillion youtube subscribers?
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With that kind of clout, I could help fund research for your condition to be cured. Among other things. 
Maybe not.
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Would you eat a tulip with that kind of clout?
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Likely not. I don't like the smell of most flowers; I doubt I'd like the taste much more.
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Would you eat a raccoon?
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If I were guaranteed it wasn't diseased and provided it was properly cooked, yes, although I probably wouldn't eat the whole thing. Brains, eyes, colons, lungs, skin, etc. are not my favorite parts to eat on any animal.
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I ate a horse brain once
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Is that why you thought you had a prion disease?
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No I just thought maybe if I ate a horse brain I could turn into Twilight Sparkle!
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Sounds like you'd need a brain transplant for that.