Done · 10:25pm May 19th, 2015
Diamond Tiara gagged as she threw the book to the ground, feeling disgusted with herself. She leaned against the wall, making sure to take deep breaths. Who the hell was this ‘Mattricole’?! Surely he was some sick, foal fiddler freak! Why else would he be writing stories about her and Apple Bloom?
Diamond Tiara growled as she picked the book back up. She glared at the cover of “Apple Bloom’s Disastrous Hearts and Hooves Day”. Her hooves shook in anger as she turned back to the last page, depicting her and Apple Bloom showing their ‘true’ feelings towards another. A horrendous scream gargled in her throat, before finally being released.
“Mattricole!” she screamed. “I will kill you, and all of your descendants!” With a wicked snarl and her pent up rage, Diamond Tiara threw herself out the window, scaring several other fillies and colts. She quickly grabbed one (by the name of Scootaloo), and mounted the poor foal.
“Hey! What gives?” Scootaloo demanded, before being roughly kicked in the flanks.
“Heyaa! Git along, lil doggy!” Diamond Tiara ordered, once again spurring on Scootaloo with her hooves.
“Okay! Just stop kicking me!” Scootaloo whined as she quickly carried Diamond Tiara off to her destination.
It wasn’t long before the two finally made it to the Mayor Mare’s office. Diamond Tiara quickly got off of Scootaloo, slapping her flank in a show of releasing her.
“...Jerk,” Scootaloo muttered as she headed back to school with an aching flank.
Diamond Tiara ignored the orphan and marched inside the building. She quickly made her way to a tied up Mayor Mare and removedher ball gag.
“How dare you march in here!” Mayor Mare screamed in rage. “You know today is my day to unwind and you-”
“I need information,” Diamond Tiara interrupted. I need to know where Mattricole lives, and you’re going to tell me!” Diamond Tiara demanded, causing Mayor Mare to sigh.
“Why? He should be here for our… Game in three. Two. One.”
“Honey!” I scream as I enter the door. “I’m here to...oh shit…”
“You!” Diamond Tiara screams as she pounces on me. “I am going to kill you!”
“Nnnooooooo!” I scream as several of my organs are ripped from my body.
And that is why I no longer write fanfics...cause I’m dead.
Ahh. This explains a fair bit. Well, I hope you can get resurrected soon.
What if I throw a phoenix down at you?
But then who wrote this...
Oh. Hello, Diamond.
Uh-oh. Ghosts on FIMfiction!
Who ya gonna call?!
RIP in pace, Mattricole
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I already knew of this a while back. But it's still sad to see it. I'll miss DT riding off into sunset on her orphaned steed. Fimfic has been a dreary place without the old gang dishing out the much needed juice of life that was Matt's Diamond Tiara putting up with a world of crazy ponies.
At least we got to see one DT leave Scoot's ass sore one last time.
Here's to Mattricole for the years of pink pony best filly Diamond Tiara hijinks and the ponies that circled her life like the sun and moon do Equestria. He shall continued to be missed.
Thanks for the laughs my dear friend. Your stories always helped add that ray of sunshine or WTF moment to my day to keep me chugging forward.
3081647 ...That's right, you didn't see my new story. Thought it'd be funny if my story uploaded an hour after this post, but it hasn't shown up yet.
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