the Semen story is a wicked success! #LOL · 5:26am Apr 21st, 2015
am i right or am i right?
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lolling so hard right now
be honest, it's only hated so much cuz it has Semen in it's title
let's go over the facts:
Despite semen being everywhere, there's no clop in it. If it were mayonnaise, then I could have rated it "E" and saw how much of a turn it'd have been to the public. So, complaining about how you don't read clopfics doesn't make much sense to me.
Along with the fact that there's no clop in it, there's a shit ton of action and friendship and love. Really, none of you read it, be honest. There's a badass goddess Lauren Faust, a Cadance/Fluttershy fusion Zenith being, and a flying hippogriff made of vast magic, dragon skin, teacups, and power incarnate. I know 99% of you saw the story and thought, "Oh well, just another prank war." then gave it a like or a dislike, and left it at that. Ha! I could just laugh!
I don't make the problem worse with this whole "semen" thing, I do what the other fics should have done and solved the problem with a classic MLP "Friendship is Magic" conclusion, equipped with explosive magic and even some action from Discord! Don't tell me none of you saw it. But wait, you didn't. None of you even read it!~ ∫(°~°)√
Let me guess, "semen" threw you off, didn't it? Fine. I thought I'd brought this whole "semen" thing to a fitting close by having Spike get neutered. Perhaps we all judge books by their covers, don't we?
That's fine by me.
It's no different than a Vietnam vet. They may look old and crazy on the outside, but on the inside is a golden treasure that should be held dear to everyone's hearts.
You know, I judged MLP the same way... I thought I'd hate it, cuz of its bubbly nature and cute and cuddly problem solving skills. It disgusted me...
but look at me now...
We're only human. So go ahead and be human, I can't stop you.
I'm not ranting or venting or trying to send anyone on a guilt trip, I'm just throwing in my next move to show you all how well I can manipulate a story just by its title and its premise. But even a premise isn't enough to get someone to read it.
I'll just sit here and watch what Chaos my little Golden Apple of a story can cause.
, taking notes. Learning.
but seriously, i know you didn't read it.
Sometimes that's the best thing you can do, is take notes. I enjoyed it's outright randomness, even if I wasn't too...capable of gathering my entire self to read a few parts, but I really did like it. ^-^
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you don't have to lie, honey
3002819 I'm not lying~ When I first saw the notice in my messages, I somehow mixed up your amount of stories with someone else's, so I thought this was your first. So I read it and you wrote it GREAT! If this kind of randomness was approved in the first place, it's good enough for us
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I still think you're sugarcoating it a bit too much
Maybe I'll write a sequel for the story and have it be mayonnaise instead.
I got it!
"Spike's Revenge: Equestria Gets Covered In....Mayonnaise?!"
I just didn't like it.
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and why was that?
Heh....sorry about the little outburst. Will not happen again!
3002834 Hehehe. I like it because it's HIS revenge, but it's not semen. ;3
3002843 I explained in the comments.
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No, no, no.
I completely understand.
Maybe the world could do without another Fallout: Equestria fic too, y'know?
so many of those goddamn things... some even longer than the original. I mean... wtf?
3002851 I haven't even read Fallout Equestria yet.
"Hey everyone! It's the guy that refuses to read Fallout Equestria! Get him!"
Uh...gotta run, Mistress! Ahhhh!!!!
It's too long I tell you! Too long!
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But...
They neuter Spike at the end
And what's this about "feeling dirty"? Surely not from all the magical semen, right?
I didn't know how much of an impact a word could have. Maybe I am devoid of all rationality.
ASPD! Yay!!!
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I haven't read it either.
It doesn't seem interesting, honestly.
3002861 Honestly, 620,000 words doesn't seem worth my time. I'd much rather make my own stories.
3002858 I haven't read it either, and don't want to :3
3002866 NO. GO READ IT. NOW.
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FOE hate from people who have never read it.
3002875 Oh wouldja look at the time...
3002878 YOU WILL READ IT NOW!
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why?
3002882 You can't make meeeee!!! I haven't even got Fallout 3 yet! And it's too f
ing loooonnngg!
3002884 It's fantastic!
3002885 Seriously though, it's very good and worth a read.
3002887 ....does it have Trixie in it?
3002888 Yes, as a main character! She shows up a lot later though, so you'll have to read the rest of it!
3002891 ...is she a villain....because...well you know my feelings on those.
3002876 I don't know why, really. I just don't want to.
Sorry...
3002896 Kind of... not really. I won't spoil the reasoning behind it, but know this: Trixie is not evil of her own volition, but of two others that drive her to insanity. Basically, she's an anti-villain in the story.
3002898 I'll...consider it. In the meantime I'll go to work on Trixieverse 3: Nighty's Revenge and read the first chapter of Trixie's Getting Back On Her Hooves for the millionth time.
3002897 Sorry if it seemed rude, but it's just one of my favorite stories ever and was one of three major things that got me into the fandom: FOE, Turnabout Storm, and Seasons 2 and 3 of MLP.
3002900 FiM Fictionverse 3: Knighty's Whiney Ass Revenge!
3002900 Also YAY! I convinced another person to read an amazing fic!
3002903 NIGHTY VS KNIGHTY
"So..."
"I'll show you the true meaning of pain, whelp!"
"Meep."
If only I could make a story like that...
3002897 Friends?
3002905 DAMN YOU, META FICTION BAN! Seriously, WHY IS IT BANNED?!?!?!??!
Oh the world will drool at a writing fool a thousand years from now.
And not because he wrote some fics or raised just one eyebrow.
While Mistress Eris plans her return on stories she can write.
We'll all have to deal with that darn little Knight!
3002901 Noo, you're fine! ^-^ Sometimes I just like flaunting my indifferences. :3
3003716 Ah. When I do that, I prefer to use this clip:
3003745 Hehethtettee
Srsly though, I know I'll read it someday. It's just the length that intimidates me.
3003752 I recommend the audio book by Crazed Ramblings. It makes the story go by a lot quicker!
3003987 I'll remember that name and look that up someday. Thanks~
3002898 Actually, my original plan was to wait for the SFM version to come out.