These are the best writing tips ever.

writing tip #1161:
replace your token gay character with an egg mcmuffin

writing tip #1138:
turn your spelling errors into a new language

writing tip #1119:
if your story isn’t gritty, you need to account for the difficulties your characters will face travelling across icy roads

writing tip #1106:
create chemistry between your characters by holding them over a bunsen burner

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Comments

[Kirito-Persona]

very nice tips. Now here's one of my own.

Forgivness is difficult in writing. Let it occur realisticly, based on how bad the character messed up.

[Trick Question]

writing tip #1141:
POV is something a lot of writers struggle with, and frankly i don’t know why. what does it matter if your character has a penis or vagina. just get on with writing

writing tip #1132:
write a chapter from the POV of a glazed ham

uh

[PeepPony]

writing tip #1146:
when someone tries to fact-check your work, tell them off by pointing out that it’s called writing, not wronging, and therefore cannot be incorrect

writing tip #1140:
remember to take out life insurance for all the characters you plan to kill

writing tip #1136:
use ellipses as much as possible to make your writing more mysterious

[Dr Bomb Doge]

HELP! I accidentally ate my mother's Fifty Shades of Grey book and I ended up shitting out Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" and a whole encyclopedia collection on WHALES. I don't know what to do?

I recommend either a doctor or joining the circus and see if this is a marketable skill.

BWAHAHAHA!!! I laughed way to hard at this one XD

[Bad_Seed_72]

writing tip #1161:
replace your token gay character with an egg mcmuffin

B-but I always have more than one gay character! Do I make them both Egg McMuffins, then?

[Majin Syeekoh]

3032834 Yes.

Make them all egg mcmuffins.

[Bad_Seed_72]

3032839

... I want to write a story now where all of the characters are Egg McMuffins, except for the token straight guy.

[Majin Syeekoh]

3032846 That sounds like a viable plan of action.

[Bad_Seed_72]

3032852

... I'm actually half-serious here.

...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

[Majin Syeekoh]

3032858 You've been infected.

The best course of action is to let it run its course.

[Bad_Seed_72]

3032862

*suddenly has urges to write Dazzlings and semen fics*

[Majin Syeekoh]

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