Salival Onslaught · 3:35am Mar 25th, 2015
So today I came up with my new favorite euphemism for kissing: salival onslaught. Look for it when I release the next chapter of Fool In The Rain. I'm not sure why I thought this deserved its own blog post. It guess it was one of those heat of the moment things. It's not like anybody's going to see this, me posting it at midnight and all (or whenever it is in your time zone, you handful of people reading this. Probably even more of an ungodly hour there). Sometimes you just have to do things.
Maaaaan, sheiiit. I think its pretty clever.