Everything I know is a lie

[6:07:57 PM] Door Matt: Remember that time Porygon killed all those kids?
[6:08:26 PM] Majin Syeekoh: Yes it was glorious
[6:08:26 PM] Derpator: It caused seizures
[6:08:28 PM] Derpator: Also
[6:08:36 PM] Derpator: It wasn't Porygon
[6:08:40 PM] DarthRevanFTW: IT WAS PIKACHU DAMMIT
[6:08:43 PM] Derpator: It was Pikachu's attack that did it
[6:08:50 PM] Door Matt: [that's the joke]
[6:08:50 PM] Manaphy: Porygon did nothing wrong.
[6:08:56 PM] Derpator: The murderer's been around all this time
[6:09:06 PM] Derpator: SO WHO'S THE TRUE VILLAIN HERE?
[6:09:11 PM] jazzie366 meow: That's more suiting.
[6:09:15 PM] Door Matt: #freeporygon
[6:09:36 PM] DarthRevanFTW: But Pikachu has mascot immunity, so he gets off scott-free while poor Porygon becomes the scapegoat.

Why did you lie to us, news?

#freeporygon

Comments

[Black Ultron]

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[Derpator]

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This injustice cannot go on. Please, we implore you to join our rally to free Porygon from his unrightful banishment from television. Please, with your support, we will make his voice heard once more.

[Rainedash]

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[Black Ultron]

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[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

You just crushed my filly seahorsehood.

[Waterpear]

Not only did they blame Porygon, but they've never let Porygon2 or Porygon-Z appear in the anime aside from throwaway cameos. That's just cruel.

[jazzie366 FLUFFKIN]

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Please explain, I don't speak the languages I can't come up with a comedic name for.

[thegamerator10]

I want to know how and where you do this.

[maskedcollector05]

Poor Porygon will never get the justice it deserves. Meanwhile Pikachu's free to kick it with Ash as they siphon off the life force of their companions and live forever.

Forvever a douche, forever an asshole, forever with chu.

[Phoenix Frost]

[Ausbrony]

So, someone unknown takes the fall while the rich and famous get off scot-free?

Why am I not surprised in the absolute slightest...