How much work does it take to drive a fanfiction author crazy? Let's find out. · 9:47am Jun 30th, 2012
So I would like you all to know what is happening so I don't have questions like: "When will the next chapter be out?"
And BTW the answer to that is: "When I finish it."
I have my Assassin's Creed Fanfic I have to finish, I have another chapter based fic that I'm writing and planning, a third let's say... sensual fanfic for a separate account, and a MASSIVE project that I am just starting (as in the most planning I have ever done ever for a fanfic-like-thing) I am working my fingers to the bone trying to get all of my ideas, my head is packed full of stuff I need to do. I also need to balance this with other IRL stuff too, such as learning Java. I have no idea what to do and no idea when to do anything.
MFW all the things: 
Thank you all for understanding while I try to write beautiful pieces of fanfiction for you enjoyment.
Have some Ditzy:
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It's derpy! Faust said so! It's Cannon!
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Shh... no tears only dreams now...
But seriously, don't tell me what to call her or I will lock you in an inescapable box of logic no one has yet to break free from. Im tired, Im pissed off. And also, have you not noticed I call her Ditzy in the fic?
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It's 5am. And if our lord and mistress Faust says her name is derpy, then so it shall be done! derpytongue2 =
not ditzytongue2 derpytongue2 what now?
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It's late where I live. It's so late, it's tomorrow!
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Don't worry!! I'll be waiting or the update just because your fanfic is great!
BTW did I tell you I
sugar?!?! Especially on fried dough! 
must get more beignets.....img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2009/03/27/PB0301-1_French-Quarter-Beignets_s4x3_med.jpg
204277 Sitting butt-ass naked, listening to NYAN CAT, and having a nervous breakdown, I dont care anymore.
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Her name was Ditzy originally, FYI. That was the name they associated with that character. Lauren Faust couldn't really give 2 shits about what her name was, believe me. Derpy also is a nickname, DERPY 'HOOVES' was never canon. That full retarded name was never said, only Derpy. It is just a nickname as Pinkie is a nickname from Pinkimeniea. And get this, in the script it was originally Ditzy Doo, they only changed it as a hat tip to the fans. So please, shhh....
this is why one must pace themselves accordingly and not work on more than one or two stories at a time. Although some stories are awesome out there authors must meet supply vs demand in order tomake fans happy. This is why I am only working on my main story, pumping out at least three chapters a week
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did you say butt naked...
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204284 Dead serious... And I wasnt kidding about the breakdown either
I'm sorry... please don't block me. I have to be up at 5 am Pacific time but I just got back from Downtown Disney not even 45 minutes ago. I'm so bored and you are by far one of my fav authors, next to DawnFade. I respect your opinion and I know that her name was going to be ditzy, but I must point out that in winter wrap-up, they never show ditzy, but when the gray mare is shown when AJ goes nutts, she's called derpy.
204286 OH CRAP!! I'm so so so so sorry. I didn't see that. umm... do you want to talk about it in a PM? I finds it helps to have a listening ear. Or a chair to throw out an eight story window
. But I wouldn't suggest that. It'd get messy if it would hit someone.
But seriously. I'm down to talk if you need to.
sitting butt naked an a chair having a nervous breakdown... man where i come from... thats what i call heaven!!
I believe that doing such things at 5 in the morning are symptoms of insanity and/or addictive drug withdrawl.
i have a feeling it is hidden answer 3, your piling on too much work for yourself. Think back to the episode of season one applebucking season, when aj has to pull in the whole harvest of apples on her own. Eventually, she was a sleep deprived, half insane wreck that had her friends worrying. Please dont do that
your fans will understand if you decide to give yourself a break
204283 i'm doing two stories at once and its working ok for me but i do get what your saying cause at times i feel like that
204269 Yeah don't worry, I call her Ditzy too
Ditzy and derpy which one is better?
theres only one way to find out
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"Derpy" was a name created by the fans. Never by the writers or Lauren Faust. It's fanon, that's all. Ditzy Doo is her real name and it sounds much better than "Derpy hooves" ever will.
Ditzy Doo For The Win. "Derpy Hooves" sounds derogatory to me. But that's just me. And I don't have a fraction of sanity left to confirm that, so screw it!
204292 What a coincidence meeting you here. Are you giving this fine man trouble? Nah, I keed, I keed.
Anyhow, I know what you mean when you say that writing for more than one thing can be a real pain in the brass. And I can't focus now - I've got Raccoon City on the brain... Feckin' B.O.W.'s....
May the Qun guide your travels, and don't work yourself to death - not before you finish your story at least.
205463 wait... man?
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...damn!
Ditsy, which is a definable word on dictionary.com states Ditsy flighty and easily confused; mildly or harmlessly eccentric.
Derpy was not found on the site, but was defined as "accident prone; sometimes to the point of foolishness. (i.e. a background character from MLP:FiM.)" at Urban Dictionary and derp is defined as a facial expression one makes after making a usually humiliating mistake (like when Derpy dropped an anvil on Twi's head.) derp is also programming slang for an over looked error, like the cyclops in the gala episode. All in all, as an English major, Ditzy is more offensive than Derpy because Derpy is modern slang where ditsy was defined over a century ago. again, let me remind you that they never put a face or description to "Ditsy Doo" and the show gave the wall-eyed grey mare the name Derpy in show. Until the show says other wise, her name is Derpy (sans last name, like Rarity and the Princesses.)
205529 The Divines damn it, please don't do this. Love and Tolerate - to a point, at least. You call her what you like, we'll call her what we like... Don't start a war. Something like that can split a group like ours in half, and we don't want that, now do we? Now, let's all shake hands and move on with our lives.
205472 Wait... what? Were we confused on my gender?
Well shit... I hope I was at least hot in your imagination.
205639... What do you think.
205539 speak for yourself. I love a good fight.
Cause
This
Is
Equestria!!!!
205680 Cheese and Rice man, are you trying to cause a rend in the space-time continuum? If the Bronies split into two groups, then no one would be left to Love and Tolerate the Hell that is the internet, and then... everything would fall apart...
But I like your spunk! Just use it for the right cause....
Good day to your all, sirs and madams.
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maybe. if i do that, my calculations say that I just might break the forth wall and ascend into ponyhood.>=]
205463 play dragon age much, qunarian?
205737 I say yes, only because the Qun demands it be so.
All jokes aside, let's stop wasting space on this blog. I'm sure dominator's gonna start deleting these comments soon.
PEACE.
205763 BTW, I got a blog where we can move this argument there. I, unlike certain people enjoy arguing and trolling till the cows come home.