Alright, which one of you is looking for an Asian girlfriend? · 3:41am Dec 27th, 2014
Just to be clear, I am asking, not offering. It just so happens that I am neither Asian nor female—sorry to those of you out there who were hoping otherwise.
The reason I ask? Well, I've been trying to be productive and write (for real this time!), but I keep getting distracted by the same three variants of this one ad on literally every single page on FIMFic I visit.
Before you ask, based on my calculations, I've reported it approximately three million times since it first started popping up a few days ago. Or at least when I first started noticing them. Same difference. Whatever. Regardless, it's clearly not helping any.
I swear, the only non-pony sites I frequent are ems.com, rei.com, deviantart, twitter, and wikipedia on occasion. Seriously, pony is pretty much the only internet related thing I do and oh my god what the hell did i do to get these stupid ads jesus i'm just a teenager why do you feel the need to treat me like i'm a fifty-year-old virgin who still lives in his parents' basement can't you tell i'm a strong independent young man who don't need no dating website!!!!1!!!!one! 
Aargh! And really, it's not even like I have a special affinity for Asians over any other females other than ponies. Why do you do this to me, almighty advert gods?
Anyhorses, since I'm an angel and clearly have never done anything wrong ever, it strikes me that maybe this isn't my fault. Hell, perhaps the general demographic of FIMFiction is into Asian women. If a lot of people on this site have signed up for ChnLove.com, then this abundance of ads would make sense. I mean, why not go where you're going to get a lot of business, right?
So, hence the question—which one of you is looking for an Asian girlfriend?
I swear that I won't judge. I'm just curious is all.
UPDATE: I've just now gotten a fourth Asian Singles advert.
Wut.......................................
2681077 Welcome to my life.
Wife in room...
Must..not...raise hand...
Oh, crud, she saw me. Ru +++CARRIER LOST+++
2681112 Don't worry, you're among friends here. Even if your wife can't accept you for who you are, know that all the rest of us do. I mean, really, what right does she have to decide who you are or aren't interested in anyway? Gosh.
*slowly raises hand*
I... I would be interested in an Asian girlfriend.
I have gotten the same add myself, although not in a long while. The only "asian" related thing I really do is watch anime and read manga, so maybe it was from that. Otherwise, I am in the same boat as you.
2681134 No, wait, I take it back! I can be Asian and female, just give me time! Nooooooooooooo
Also, I hate to break it to you, but it's pretty clear that the website is for senior men only. You know what that means? All the Asian girlfriends will be mine! Muahahahaha!
2681145 Alright, it's good to know that it's not just me. I can now officially rule out my hypothesis that someone's been sneaking into my house and snagging dates with women via my laptop. Filthy neighbors!
Ehh... I don't even use the same browser to enjoy myself... A random bad dragon ad will pop up, though... I would rather get the Asian girls lol.
Though most of the time it is harmless Verizon or car ads..
2681121
Yeah, the nerve of her? xD
Btw, her comment to this was, "ah, so that explains the sudden jump in our frequent flier mile account."
2681169 Bad Dragon? Ouch. I'll keep my Asian women, thank you very much.
2681173 Aw, come on!! Sharing is caring!!
Wat.
Well it's not me. I'm asian, and a girl, but I'm also 13, so nooooooo......
At the moment I'm getting depression for men ads and 3d printing pony ads...
2681177 I get the 3D Printing Pony Art ads sometimes, too. And I think that's just about the only relevant ad I've ever gotten. Adsense really needs to step up their game.
2681175 Alright, fiiiiine. You can have a couple of them. But only a couple!
2681171 That's too perfect.
You've definitely got yourself a keeper,
even if she's not Asian.God, I am having way too much fun with this.
2681190 Woohoo!
Though it doesn't seem to work, I got a cat litter ad instead... I don't even...
What if I was.
2681235 i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ixhwyZbK--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/185qpq5p29pakgif.gif
2681241 We are what Twilight should have been.
images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9500000/New-Moon-critical-analysis-of-twilight-9542485-396-604.jpg
Or maybe Knighty's looking it up and it happens to become an ad on here because logic. We never know with him.
2681148
Too late!
Time to get a sex change AND speed up time somehow then!
I'll be a senior man before I know it!
2681296 that would also explain my random Bad Dragon ads.... Damnit, knighty!!!!
Nah, I get these ads:
googleads.g.doubleclick.net/simgad/5625432539870408674