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k so I am, as of leik yesterday I think, in charge of adding peepul to the My Little Fetish Skype chat. Because I am lazy, I made a shitty bot thingy. Here is the code:

from __future__ import print_function

import Skype4Py, sys

skype = Skype4Py.Skype()
skype.Attach()

chat = None
for chat_ in skype.RecentChats:
if '/mlf/' in chat_.Topic.lower():
print(u'Found chat: {}'.format(chat_.Topic))
chat = chat_
break

if chat == None:
print('Did not find chat')
exit()

def got_contact_request(User):
print('Got request from {}: {}'.format(User.Handle, User.ReceivedAuthRequest))

if 'mlf' in User.ReceivedAuthRequest.lower():
print('Message mentions MLF')
User.IsAuthorized = True
User.SetBuddyStatusPendingAuthorization()
try:
chat.SendMessage(u'/add {}'.format(User.Handle))
except Skype4Py.SkypeError as error:
print(error)

skype.OnUserAuthorizationRequestReceived = got_contact_request

while True:
try:
chat.SendMessage(sys.stdin.read())
except Skype4Py.SkypeError as error:
print(error)

What this does: when someone sends me a contact request with the message containing 'MLF' (case insensitive), it aksepts and adds them to the chat

For use in that chat, I hav compiled (kek) a list of fetishes so I can paste it when peepul ask me what fetishes I like. As it is so far (likely incomplete):

I enjoy the following, especially in combination with poni:
- vore (soft vore + graphic digestion is always nice)
- poop, mostly in the context of vore + digestion
- sexualized gore (such as anything made by fearingfun)
- cunnilingus
- cumming inside / creampie
- hooves
- bat poni / vampire poni (+blood)
- underage (foalcon)
- rape (especially with cumming inside)
- incest (especially with age difference or foalcon)
- cum inflation
- cum cumming out of nose
- delicious pony piss
- buttsex (fuck that pony right in the ponut!)

Any suggestions and/or thots?

Also, I am thinking of making a shitty story where Kim Jong-un goes to Equestria. Fun fakt™: North Korea has a hospital named 'Friendship Hospital'. I do not even.

I made a 4chan archiver. It is currently saving everything it can find on /mlp/. Have you ever wondered what a deleted thread looks like?

Bonus (what talking to a brick wall looks like):
[youtube=YFjoEgYOgRo]

If you don't want to watch it, here is a short summary:

Comments

[iloveportalz0r]

Also, I failed a class for le first time ever. The class: English, of course

[zel]

andr0 <3

[iloveportalz0r]

2668967 zæl E>

[Scootareader]

You are still my favorite enigma.

[iloveportalz0r]

2668980 Eh? Wot?

>enigma
>enigma of amigara fault
kek :^D

[Scootareader]

2669014
If I was capable of producing babies, they would be yours.

[iloveportalz0r]

2669015 E:

y

[Scootareader]

2669016

This is why.

[iloveportalz0r]

2669020 >god

[ImChangingmynameforreaso]

That video though... What the actual fuck. Was she even listening?

[iloveportalz0r]

2672267 Brick walls do not listen

[ImChangingmynameforreaso]

2672313 What are you talking about? Brick walls listen very well... And they don't talk back... That was like talking to... A liberal... Dun dun dun.

[iloveportalz0r]

2672346 { ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}

[Shpoople96]

Dat list of fetishes. Do you want to know my not-fetishes?

-Scat
-Old people
-Castration

That's it. Everything else is imagedunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/very-nice-www.imagedunia.com_.jpg

But what really rustles my rooster on your list is

- underage (foalcon)
- rape (especially with cumming inside)
- incest (especially with age difference or foalcon)

Emphasis on the rape impregnation. We really need a folder in the rape group for impregnation/cumming inside

[iloveportalz0r]

2687729 mah boi
>castration
;_;

Pick one:
- filly incest rape
- incest filly rape
then add cumming inside :DDD

[Shpoople96]

2689433
I do not like Castration. At all. That's why I have to exercise caution when browsing LostDragon01's pictures.

How do I choose between those two, they're both soo good.

[iloveportalz0r]

2689454 Ye I do not either k. >LostDragon01 >NO

yee (mm)

(m)(m)

/me waves his mail flaps

[Shpoople96]

2689773
LostDragon has a couple of bretty gud pictures. Just filter out castration...

[iloveportalz0r]

2689785 r u srs m8

[Shpoople96]

2689911
No. Not really.

[iloveportalz0r]

2689912 o

ö

Ö

Ö

[Shpoople96]

2691110

[iloveportalz0r]

2691190

[Shpoople96]

2695275
^

[iloveportalz0r]

2695276
images.wikia.com/mlpfanart/images/f/f7/Mother_of_Me.png

I crame.

[iloveportalz0r]

2711651 Regidar??!¿¡‽

2712079 Lel, no u fgt, Im Vengefur

[iloveportalz0r]

2712127 öooooooo

>fur

2712316 Mein Führer.

[iloveportalz0r]

2713648 Mein Neger

2713785 I know, itz tru.

[iloveportalz0r]

2713809 yee m80

2713972 Such autistic swag. Ur grlfriend must be horny.

[iloveportalz0r]

2713982 >no hooves

[iloveportalz0r]

2713982 …
>no hooves
( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

2714652 It's okay. :'/

[iloveportalz0r]

2714740 12/10?

2714829 IGN says so.

[iloveportalz0r]

2714831 Firefoks sez this tab is using 50.43 MB of le RAM

2714883 Wow, ur firefucks is screwed.

[iloveportalz0r]

2715541 Wow, ur mum is screwed.

2716712 How do u know, stalker?

[iloveportalz0r]

2716729 This is bullshit - you're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything useful to the discussion.

2721611 Ur mum's bullshit. How do you like that for a thorough and well organized dissertation on our current topic?

[iloveportalz0r]

2721613 fite me (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

2714649>>2714652 wate how did dat happen ö

2745624 Betch.

[iloveportalz0r]

2745639 a