"Happy Holidays, Nutcrackers!" - Vinyl Scratch · 6:56pm Dec 14th, 2014
Ever hear the one about how a Jewish guy makes coffee? Hebrews it!
...That's all I got. What? JEW think JEW can do better? HAH! I've got a million of 'em. Example: What do you call a train driven by someone of the Hebrew faith? A Joo-Joo Train.
Ba-Dum-Psh! Hah! It's funny because I can say these jokes and most of you can't. Anyway... Happy Holidays from me, Vinyl Scratch. Living with Octavia, you learn to really get into the holidays... And, when you've had a weird set of holidays like me, you sort of get really into it yourself.
What am I talking about? Well... A year ago, I had a pretty interesting holiday. It was an interesting one all around in town, I guess. But... Well... Four really annoying ghosts were just begging me to get into the holiday spirit. Wanna see?
Huh, Vinyl's Jewish?
... Buhaahahahaha!
(Me when reading every Jew joke in this blog)