Many turkeys died to deliver this message... · 4:18pm Nov 27th, 2014
I wanna give a big thank you to my readers! Tis the day to eat many things which you may or may not actually eat because some of it looks like it was made with that one vegetable that you can't stand and if nobody is looking you'd totally just stuff on the turkey or ham and let the others eat that other silly stuff you don't want on your plate but that's okay because good eatin's and if you're eating alone today I'm sorry and my heart cries out for you so everyone please have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
And stay indoors the day afterwards. Don't feed the system! Many clerks perish on black Friday because it's the most terrible holiday after Thanksgiving!
Happy hunting, and good reading!