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  • 314 weeks
    I feel like I should write something.

    Dunno what, not a continuation of any of my stories yet, just something to prime the pump. The plump pump. The pleasantly plump pump of doom.

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  • 384 weeks
    On the art of Not Writing.

    I've been in a weird limbo for the last couple of years. The simplest, and maybe even the most honest thing to say is that I've lost interest in writing, but that doesn't feel right to say. I have lost my interest, but I still want to be interested. I've wondered if maybe it's time to move on from MLP, but I don't know what I'd even move on to.

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  • 400 weeks
    I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike.


    Yesterday I decided that I wanted to take my shiny new mountain bike mountain biking. I obtained it through perfectly legal means (no, really) about two months ago and so far I'd only really used it for grocery shopping. Yeah, there was that one trip in the mountains about a week after I bought it, but that was only one trip and I'm getting fat.

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  • 402 weeks
    My goal is to write 5,000 words by the end of Saturday.

    Just letting you guys know because I gotta be held accountable for my work. Wish me luck.

    5 comments · 493 views
  • 402 weeks
    It really is.

    Twilight Sparkle was humming to herself as she placed the last skull at one of the points of the pentagram on her basement floor when Rainbow Dash walked in, surveyed the candle-lit scene, said “Uh...” and backed slowly out again.

    Twilight looked at the empty doorway, looked down at the pentagram, looked back up, connected the dots, and scrambled to catch up with her friend.

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Real Artists Shit · 5:35pm Nov 13th, 2014

In the woods, like bears and popes.

Take that Walden Pond guy for example, he shat in the woods all the time and look where it got him. It got him living next to a kickass pond, that's where it got him! Do you live next to a kickass pond?

No, you don't! You know why? It's because you're too good to shit in the woods.

You hack.

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You won't find me shitting in the woods either bro.

Well...unless I absolutely have to...but I don't wanna think about that.

I only shit in the woods when I'm in the woods.

Hemingway shat in a bar, and look where it got him! Drunk!

Insane troll logic, the blog post.

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