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Alcatraz


Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

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  • 64 weeks
    People like this are honestly hilarious

    Today, I got a certain message, one that I've had a few times in the past.

    It's about a random person who I've never met, complaining about a comment I left on an M-Rated incestuous story, wherein I said "incest is wincest".

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  • 71 weeks
    A Long Overdue Update

    A fair few people have been asking when I'll get around to continuing The Evil Paradox.

    Short answer is, I will.

    The long answer? The last couple years haven't exactly been kind to me for a variety of reasons that I don't really want to get into, but what I will say is that it has a lot to do with finances and mental health.

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  • 112 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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  • 119 weeks
    Soon~

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  • 121 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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Nov
11th
2014

Commission Information · 9:23am Nov 11th, 2014

After much thought I've decided to put a box on my profile giving fixed prices.

This blog is for adding any other information I deliberately left out for not wanting to make it too long.
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Perk: You get access to the gdoc file to make suggestions as you see fit. You are paying for it so you get to make the decisions. Drop in and out as much as you like. If my last commission is anything to go by then there's a good chance it may or may not get featured. I will hear out your idea and discuss how you want to proceed, but I might turn your idea down if it's not within my scope but I'm not going to be a cunt about it.

At this stage I'll say I'll write pretty much anything within reason, but the topic has to be within my capabilities. Writing the story can take between 1-3 weeks depending on schedule.

Failure to pay will result in a big "Fuck You" and the material scrapped and used in any other way I see fit.

I will have one or two people to proofread and edit the story. This in non-negotiable to ensure quality.

EDIT: 6/12/2014.
Due to a botched commission and a massive amount of disrespect from someone, asking for any major edits over 800-1000 words automatically invokes a $5 surcharge. Sorry guys.

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Comments ( 4 )

These are really decent prices.

Now if only I had money... DO NOT GIVE ME MONEY INERNET!!!!! I do not like being given donations when I don't ask/need them

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I put the donation button there initially for shits and giggles. I never expected anyone to give me money, but one day I woke up to an email saying someone had donated. I was over the fucking moon, I was thrilled someone would give me their hard earned money. Then I made a blog about it, someone thought they would donate as well. I was graciously given $20 that, and I used it to buy Fallout 3 GOTY for one of my friends on Steam whom couldn't afford it the time. That was was amazing, and I sent a massive thanks to the people that donated and in the end made it possible for me to brighten up my friends day.

Currently it's there so people that commission me have an easy way of sending me payment for their fics.

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When I said:

DO NOT GIVE ME MONEY INERNET!!!!! I do not like being given donations when I don't ask/need them

I wasn't talking about anyone. I just don't like being giving money when I haven't done anything for them. YOU! However deserve money for the good story's you make.

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