Hallowizzle Story · 5:35am Nov 1st, 2014
Those of you who watch everything I do closely will know that I had a story in the works about a certain spooky pony.
Normally, I would let the new story entry do its thing and let you choose if you're interested, but, well... it will never show up because I'm never submitting the story. It's really, really hard meta, therefore it's a guaranteed fail. I even PMed a mod to verify that it won't pass moderation. Such is life.
The story is at the top of my user page, or just click on this link to go there. If it wants an unpublished view password, that's Unpublished View Password.
A taste of the content? You betcha.
It ended up somewhere in the United States, where a little keyboard warrior named Scootadeleter cackled maniacally as he deleted every single negative comment on his new story about an alicorn OC and Princess Luna romance.
The darkness, as fashionable as ever, did not find nighty’s body appealing. It needed something sufficiently more... evil.
It wrapped nighty’s body in a cocoon of darkness, molding his body into that of a woman’s. His breasts grew slightly, his tiny member fell off and was replaced by a hole, and his hair grew to his shoulders.
nighty had become a woman.
Eventually, Audio got sick of Nighty’s incessant public displays of affection and decided he would confront her directly about it. On a fic about Scootaloo wearing diapers and Rainbow Dash being her mother, the battle began.
What kind of battle, you ask? Why, a rap battle, of course. It’s the only way that issues can be resolved on this site. It went a little something like this.
What user name puns did Scootareader create? How about more pictures of knighty crudely drawn on in Paint? And did he really write a rap? To answer all your questions and more, you need only read. 
i-i love you.
I have this weird idea that this story might have been the one everyone told me about but no one wanted to summarize it for me. Only that it was supposed to be extremely perverted or something?
anyway, I kinda believe that story might be this story...how far off am I?
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zel-san...
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I just came up with a super meta story that's not Darkness Awesome and is still a follower thank you story. I went outside of my alicorn OC comfort bubble. 
I don't think it's the story you're referring to.
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It might be the reason that I'm really sleepy again but...I just pictured a literal 'Alicorn OC Bubble' floating around. And then I thought of the Shmooze and now I have this weird idea in my head that Alicorns aren't actually that rare but are being chased by this bubble and need a kingdom of ponies to protect them...
,,,why do I think these weird things?
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Because you're weird.
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well, this IS an answer...meh. I always kinda knew I was weird.
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Why you gotta be so special.
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Now if only I had a god for my dad...and knew about trickery. Man, I'd wreck shit up
Stop summarizing the site in its entirety. It's jarring.