There was a Ninja, some woman with green hair named Gertrude, probably my sister Vengeance, and Lord Skywalker. You know. The one that likes to snorkle.) colabed on a story! Short Story: Sunset And Sonata go to Prison · 12:53am Oct 16th, 2014
"At least we can enjoy Taco Tuesday," Sonata said.
Sunset narrowed her eyes and gave Sonata an annoyed look. "They don’t have a taco Tuesday or any taco day, this is prison."
"… For realzies?" Sonata said in slightly shaken sounding tone.
Sunset nodded.
Sonata’s eyes went wide as the full realzies of her situation dawned on her. She was in a world devoid of Taco Tuesday, possibly even tacos. In that moment she focused her thoughts on a single task… escape.
Sonata turned to Sunset and placed her hands on her shoulders. “I need a cup, a spoon, five potatoes, and a q-tip!”
Sunset could only stare at Sonata in befuddlement. “… Wha…?”
Twenty minutes later the lights of the prison went out. An hour after that, Sonata and Sunset were sitting at a booth of a Taco Bell, both dressed as members of a mariachi band with a massive pile of wrapped tacos was set in the middle of the table between them.
Sonata took a taco from the pile and unwrapped it.
“How’d you do that?” Sunset asked. Try as she might, Sunset couldn't quit piece together all the events that lead up to her and Sonata escaping, let alone how they managed to make their way to a Taco Bell over 30 miles away from the prison.
"Do what?" Sonata asked.
"Oh, you know... just the whole you orchestrating a massive prison riot and escape in under a half an hour!"
Sonata smiled. "Oh that!" she shrugged. “I just put my mind to it…” She took a bite out of her taco. “Nwo bwiggy…”
Sunset shook her head. “Sonata… you’re a genius.”
Sonata swallowed. “Yeah, I know…" She grinned excitedly at Sunset. "Hey! Wanna find out how many tacos I can fit in my mouth at once?”
Inspired by this thread on Derpibooru. Thanks to Antonyourknee and Evowizard25 for the accidental story prompt and julietta143 for the image that inspired the whole thing.
Bravo, man. Bravo
*applause*
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I love you so much.
I only have one question: Why did se need the q-tip?
This brought a tear to my eye. I love you man/girl.
2535633 I love that show!
I ....
I love you for this story.
I fucking love you for everything you do.
I love the fact that you made me love Sonata even more.
I think you mean "for realzies". Spellcheck seems to have beaten Sonata's annoying slang.
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Fixed. Thanks!
Funny how that one picture I commissioned started all this awesomeness :)
2536673 Be proud
2535633 XD Avatar reference, clever. Boiling Rock riot was awesome.
You goddamn bastard that was HILARIOUS! My only regret is that it's not an actual story, so I can't like and favorite it!
Earlier that day:
Sonata: Oh, how I love Taco Tuesday!
Aria: Oh, how I hate that you're still the worst.
Adagio: Oh, how I wish you two would shut up.
Sonata: Hey, wanna try my taco maximum?
Aria: First off, that's just 5 tacos you smashed together.
Adagio: Second. *slaps taco out of Sonata's hand* No,
Sonata: Never...NEVER! TOUCH MY TACO!!!! *Sonata lunges on top of Aria and Adagio starts thrashing them*
Aria: She's crazy! HELP!
Adagio: Ahhhh! Get her off! GET HER OFF!
*Sunset walks by and sees Sonata trying to kill Aria and Adagio*
Aria: HELP ME!
Sunset: AH! Sonata stop! *tries to pull Sonata off but ends up getting dragged into the melee*
*A police officer drives by and sees the brawl*
Shining Armor: Hey! Hey! Freeze and put your hands up!
*The four fighters suddenly stop in place*
Shining Armor: *notices Adagio and Aria bruised while Sunset and Sonata are unmarked* I think you two should come with me. *grabs Sunset and Sonata*
Sunset: Wait. I didn't do anything I swear!
Shining Armor: Save it for the judge. You two are under arrest for assault.
Sonata: A salt? It was a taco that started it!
Shining Armor: *starts hauling Sunset and Sonata away* You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney....
Adagio: *picks herself off the ground and flips off the two girls as they get hauled off* I hope they can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I've ever done it before.
Aria: *laying on the ground writhing in pain* I don't feel so good, Adagio.
Adagio: Quiet, Aria, I'm transmitting rage.
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