Rap Battles of Fantasy (1)

Here's a little something that I put together a few months ago.
I get bored in the middle of the night when I take breaks from work and story writing.

Epic Rap Battles of Fantasy

Nightmare Moon

VS

Discord

BEGIN!

Discord:
What have we here from the shadows of night?
Oh, it's Princess Luna.
(sarcastic) What a fright.
Let me fill you in filly: this is no place for you.
I'm the master of chaos! Also known as Q.
Your plan was to make it night forever? Pshaw.
I make nonsense for fun. Every pony stares in awe.

Nightmare Moon:
You have no idea who you're dealing with.
Even though you lack attention span, I'll explain, nitwit.
The moon is my power.
The shadows are my domain.
Your opening move was chocolate rain?
You're just an imitation from that arc of Star Treck.
I perfected the darkness known as Maleficent.
My picture is in the dictionary under "evil".
You're just an annoying conglomerated weevil.

Discord:
Egads! Your rhymes are making me sick.
I guess I'll just have to make this next round quick.
I got the Elements to turn their personalities like sticks.
According to my rules, I've won, you dark prick.

Nightmare Moon:
What's the matter, John? Can't stand a little order?
Maybe that's why Celestia put your statue on the border.
While chaos and grayscale are what you know,
Just remember this, buster: I STARTED THIS SHOW!

Who won?

Who's next?

(Well actually this was a one-shot, so don't bother voting or telling me who should be next.)
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