Take it Slowly

*The following is not supported by medical or psychiatric advice. Reader discretion is advised.

~The planet is glowing in fire
New viruses appear
Government leaders giving into desire
Doomsayers keep saying the end is near
Oh...
Santa's running out of ice to call a home
History's repeating torture and scorn
As if islands, people start to feel alone
When our hearts feel far too worn

Take it slowly
Fools rush into places angels fear to tread
Gotta lift ourselves out of the comfy bed
Don't run through the house or you'll bang your head
Take it slowly
Stop behind the crosswalk when the light is red
Think about what you say before it's said
Can't see all the X-rays when you're behind lead
We're too worried
Common sense is buried, all the lines too hurried, every trip too scurried
The situations are all a slurry, like Yukiko and Chie's curry

Take it slowly~
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I'm not doing this
At the least, not the whole song.
Parodies are hard.