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Kirb


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Sep
25th
2014

Of Night and Stone IS BACK! :D Also, reviews. · 11:26pm Sep 25th, 2014

As you may know I've been mostly inactive, but all that's about to change. For you see, I have finished the first draft of chapter 13 of Of Night and Stone! :-D I'll hopefully be posting it sometime this weekend, so be prepared for that!

Speaking of things happening this weekend, most of you know that... ugh, the sequel to that movie which must never be named is coming out this coming Saturday, and are probably looking forward to me reviewing it. Well, as soon as a bootleg version appears on YouTube, I'll definitely take a look at it. I'd love to tear into that schlock-fest.

But I've discussed something with a few of my friends, a possibility that the movie might actually be good: if the main 6 loses the Battle of the Bands portrayed in it. Oh yeah, we all know that the main 6 will probably win the Battle by cheating turning into anthros and blasting the villains with rainbows. But suppose they actually lose the Battle. I think that it'd not only be unexpected, but it'd also teach little girls that they can't always get what they want, winning isn't everything, and as long as they have fun while doing it, it's worth it. Thoughts?

-Kirb

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You already know my reason for watching it. But more were added thanks to some delicious spoilers :pinkiesmile:

2483653 Oh? What spoilers?

Also, what do you think of my idea about the main 6 actually losing at the end of this one?

Wouldn't be the first time, but it's good :pinkiesmile:

Also, spoilers include Maud being in the movie, as well as the true forms of the Dazzlings, which look cool, by the way.

Not to mention the Deus Ex Machina to thwart them.

The bands were nice, too :eeyup:

2484037 I got the idea from the ending for School of Rock, the ending of which is actually what cemented it as one of my favorite school movies and my absolute favorite "battle-of-the-bands" themed movie. That and the power of Jack Black.
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I already knew about Maud in the movie. And a deus ex machina? Lemme guess: they turn into furries, blast the villains with rainbows, and win?

2484070 Not just that. Want a picture?

2484073 Sure, why not? Lay it on me.

2484083 Wat.

WAT.

I just... WHAT?!

Don't remind me that the movie that can't be named under Mortal prescence gets launched during my sucessfull spin-around the sun... :raritydespair:

But I give you a point there. It'll be pretty unexpected -And interesting- to see them fail for once. :eeyup:

2484097 First of all, Twi with glasses is cute, but that earlier pic. Question: are the writers on drugs?

2484865 Yup. But sadly, I'm afraid it won't happen and instead we'll get a deus-ex-machina of some type where the main 6 win and the villains turn into seaponies.
It's funny because another movie with a very similar premise to this is School of Rock, and that's probably my favorite battle-of-the-bands movie (and one of my favorite movies in a school setting). The ending is what cemented it as a good movie for me. That and the power of Jack Black.
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2485038 Yup, actually 2484083 posted a spoiler for the movie, if you really want to see it. But beware! for I fear the animators may be on drugs.

2485094

Seems that they weren't hppy by mixing Ponies with Highschool stuff... But I give them a point if they do stuff while high. :rainbowwild:

2485097 Oh, it's not in the good, "Yellow Submarine" type of way. It's more in the bad, "the animators and writers just gave up at this point and decided to throw in whatever twisted images they want" way. For example, it seems they finally brought in seaponies.
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And they're fighting off Rainbow Brite's unicorn.
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LET IT HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES! :pinkiecrazy:

2485105

Echs, Seaponies. The BAD kind of Seaponies...

And... NIGHTMARES. DAMN EET. DEMN CHUUUUUU. :rainbowhuh:

2485109 I was unaware there was a good kind of seaponies, lol. Seriously though, I'm frightened. What could've potentially been just a bad movie is now turning into a TERRIBLE movie for me. Though I guess I should watch it before I pass any judgment, I can't help but fear the worst.

2485116

The only thing I can say is; Watch it, puke on it, walk away.

Edit: Eyebleach after.

2485122 I think we should add this reaction:

The seaponies shown in the spoiler make the Breezies look pleasant.

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2485122

Guess I'm the only one here who doesn't mind the movie's release :derpytongue2:

2485497 Okay seriously. What drugs were the animators on?

Also, this.

2485593 Heh, yeah I saw that recently while surfing on Derpibooru.

2485133

All hail the Breezies, the only 'Ponies' that you can actually crush while having a normal walk on a park. :pinkiecrazy:

2485497

Yes.

2485947 I decided to create a Maudlyn tag on the site, because... hell, why not? There's already a Mauxie (Maud X Trixie... yeah I'm just as confused as you are) tag.

2486148 Hell it's the only good thing about those overrated creatures! :rainbowlaugh:

2486522 I'm not confused about Mauxie; I read the comics on Derpibooru. They're both funny and adorable :rainbowkiss:

2486542 Only thing I'm confused about is, why did people decide to ship them together? I mean, with Maudlyn my reason was because Maud loves rocks and Brooklyn is literally a living rock. What's the reasoning with Mauxie? :rainbowhuh:
(And no, I don't hate Mauxie, I just like knowing where people get the ideas for shipping characters together.)

2486570 Because of the profound possibility that Maud was at the rock farm when Trixie was hired to work there before the events of Magic Duel.

2486634 Oh. Hm, hadn't thought of that!
(Sure makes more sense than Twilight being shipped with Mordecai because of that one episode where he has blonde hair XD)

2486680 I'm more for DanPie and SonDash myself.

2486701 For me it's DanPie and Maudlyn. I'd also include TwiLex (Twilight and Lexington) except some bronies have told me Lex is gay. :twilightoops:

2486711 Yeah, kind of a downer, but at the same time promotes uniquity :moustache: Didn't have knowledge of it myself until it was recently shown in your fic :rainbowlaugh:

2486726 I've made tons of jokes about him being gay, but I've never explicitly stated in my fic, so I can easily bring in the TwiLex ship if enough fans request it! Besides it's from the comics, which I don't consider canon.

2486762 So the comics are a spin-off of sorts? :rainbowderp: I thought it's where the whole thing started. :rainbowhuh:

EDIT: I totally forgot to mention this. The picture of Twilight and Spike in the last picture are the ones that are actually a part of the Mirror World, not the ones that went through the portal.

2486787 No, Gargoyles started with the show. The comics came around after the failed third season, The Goliath Chronicles, and were created by the original writers. Basically, official fanfiction.

Oh really? Huh, I wondered where they were!

2486522

Now I can't stop thinking about Seapony fried sticks... :pinkiecrazy:

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The newest chapter is up! Maud's Unfortunate Incident
Be warned, it has something of a cliffhanger at the end.

2488346

Sweet... And damnit Cliffhangers. You like to torture us, right! :rainbowhuh:

2489966 Nah, I just like keeping viewers interested. If they get bored they'll stop reading!

2490085

I give you a point there.

Cliffhangers FTW! :yay:

2493189 Yup, even Star Trek knew that if it wanted to keep people hooked until the next season they had to throw in a cliffhanger! (And let's face it, it'll probably be another year until I update this again :rainbowlaugh:)

2493322

"Just" a year. I'll better sit, relax, and take a few years of vacations for them to pull the next one. :rainbowlaugh:

2496053 Lol, actually I'm working on chapter 14 right now, except my Internet is crappy to the point where I can't open Google Docs. D: Hopefully I can get it working again so I can tell you what happens to Maud now that she's temporarily a gargoyle.

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Oi, thaks for spoiling me the previous chapters (The ones I've been too lazy and busy to read :D ), but aside from that, I could only think of two statues grinding eachother.

...Damnit brain.

2498631 You haven't read them? :twilightoops:
You should read them before I spoil anything more! Though, I wonder, does gargoyle jizz turn into stone? :rainbowderp:

2498648

Maud'll be happy of having stones on her. I believe. :trixieshiftright:
(...And then I get banned for talking about weird stuff)

2503348
Hey, I was the one who brought it up in the first place fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/014/a/8/hapie_by_comeha-d7251pk.png

2503443

Adn then we get banned. :D

2523226 Lol, I'm not sure if the admins even know HOW to ban someone with this ridiculous new layout!

2523236

Ooooh... ANARCHYYYYY!!! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

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