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Three-Patch-Problem


I am the Element of Surprise! I love to write, sketch and design cool stuff. I also love pie, cats(though I'm terribly allergic), butterflies, and owls. Derpy is my spirit animal.

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Sep
20th
2014

Just random thoughts · 10:21am Sep 20th, 2014

I'm writing stuff and there's school and so much stuff now.
I'm in charge of handling Christmas stuff this year, i.e. gathering my unwilling sibling's requests and all I want to do is listen to Nostalgia Critic and eat pizza while reading manga but my Ipod is lost.

So now I have to go off and socialize for the second time this week and I still need to gather lists. Gosh, life moves so quickly.
Now I have to buy Halloween candy.


WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS SO MESSED UP, YOU MIGHT SCREAM WHY? AND SUFFER FROM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, THEN DIE

My review of a Hostess Snack Cake that I ate six weeks ago:
The first bite is good, but it has a weird flavor in the filling.
And now the food is gone.

Pickles.

So now I have to go make food, because my stomach is growling.

I hate my life.

There's so much writing to be done! My thing is filled.

Poem (Imagine it with an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)
I wanted potato
But we didn't have potato
So now I am stuck without potato
When I want potato

And life sucks without potato
Because I love potato
Potato is love
Potato is life


Potato is Love, Potato is Life

I was nine years old
I loved potato so much, I had all the bi-products of potato.
I fried potato every night before bed, thankful to it for the life I've been given.
"Potato is Love, Potato is Life." I say.
My potato hears me and calls me a potato.
I call him a potato.
I knew he's just jealous of my devotion to potato.
He hands me potato and says to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, my potato hurts.


^^^^^ That, my friends, is what I found in my notebooks from two weeks ago.
That is the results of stress, and too much Sonic. (My little brother's latest obsession)
I didn't know I loved potatoes that much when I'm sleep deprived.
Eh, I'm going to go make oatmeal.
Bye.

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The Potato's Lament.

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