More Questions · 1:03pm Aug 15th, 2014
Well, GeodesicDragon and Greatodyer are at it again so:
1. Are you male or female? Male.
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be? A part of me demands I be an Earth pony, since I cannot fly or use magic. But since I'd miss my hands, I'd prefer to be a unicorn
3. What would your cutie mark be? Since I've yet to find my special talent, I guess I'd be a blank flank. It'll turn up one day though.
4. Where in Equestria would you live? With AJ's permission, I'd set up shop on Sweet Apple Acres
5. What was the last criminal/ illegal/ naughty act you have committed? Now, you can't prove anything, that money was just resting in my account until I moved it on.
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible? I usually watch it, especially if my little sister is around, it annoys the hell out of her,
7. Favourite piece(s) of pony art (please keep PG-13)? There are too many to simply pick one. This fandom is just full of great artists.
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind? I share my mum's Peugeot 208.
9. What is your dream car? A Morgan three wheeler.
10. Or, forget the car, what kind of motorcycle do you have? I do not own one.
11. What is your dream motorcycle? Well, since the Morgan only has three wheels, it actually can be classed as a motorbike.
12. What is your dream mode of transportation? Twilight's patented SparklePort TM.
13. By unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do? Determine my position in the timeline. If at a point prior to the wedding, acquire weaponry and travel to Canterlot. Then violate the Temporal Prime Directive and alter canon.
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfil some ancient prophecy you Gary / Mary Sue, what is your reaction? Damn, and I worked so hard to avoid that in my fanfic too.
15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the Mane Six, do you wish to return home or stay here? If there is a way to bring my family here, or to travel between home and Equestria, then sure I'd stay.
16. That question doesn't matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction? A mix of 'YESSSSS' and 'NOOOOOO'.
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other FiMfiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies? Probably Sidetrack, just to see how ponies react to friendly Changelings, fiXDbayonets and Lauren Faust to see the ponies reaction to the second coming.
18. You are stuck on a deserted island, who would you want to be stuck with you and why? Discord. The deserted island will become a tropical paradise, with monkey butlers, and a ferry/seaplane back to the mainland.
19. What was your favourite subject in school? History.
20. What was your least favourite subject in school? PE. I weigh about 8 1/2 stone and my teacher put me in a rugby scrum.
21.Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across? Any of the sheep hill farmers around here. They still believe electricity is a gift from the pagan gods.
22. What is your sport of choice? N/A
23. What sport do you just suck at? All of them.
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win? Pinkie Pie, duh.
25. What is your favourite show outside of MLP? CSI, as long as it isn't New York or the newer ones with Ted Danson. I just see him as Sam from Cheers.
26. What would your dream Heaven be? A rolling countryside bathed in the light of the full moon.
27. Your personal hell? Flashlight is declared canon.
28. Five favourite types of music? It's a tie between Jazz and Big Band; I belong in the 1940's.
29. Sexual preference? None of your damn business.
30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favourite parody? I just love watching ponified trailers for films and video games.
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? J2O, even if it is overpriced.
32. Favorite drink with alcohol? Whiskey.
33. Do any martial arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind? Nnnnope.
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be? More Luna and Celestia development and episodes.
35. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? The ability to rewind time.
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have? I probably wouldn't have any. I'm a bit of a Humdrum in that way.
37. Superhero, or Supervillain? Antihero.
38. Favourite movie of all time? If I write something here, the most amazing epic brilliant movie will come out tomorrow and render it invalid.
39. Least favourite movie of all time? All of the Twilight films.
40. Batman vs. Captain America, who would win and why? Neither, as heroes who cannot be defeated, Zeno's paradox would occur.
41. Out of the Mane Six, who would you want to go hang out with? Applejack. I just admire her character so much.
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with? Princess Luna.
43. Any pony you would want to date? I would say Applejack, but if Big Mac finds out he'll 'take care of' me.
44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion? No idea.
45. Any fears you would like to share? I hate moths and other large bugs.
46. Is there a story behind this fear? I just have an irrational fear and hatred of them; I keep thinking they will sting me.
47. How did you find FiMfiction? After I discovered EqD, I came across 'Hands' on here.
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it? Begin preparations and research for Operation: EXODUS. Equestria beckons.
49. You were elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first? Abolish elections. For the good of the country of course.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly? Pinkie Promise. *pokes self in the eye* Ow, son of a....
Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge
What henge is that again?
It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!
God, it is the greatest henge of all!
I really couldn't help that popping into my head when I read that question.
From what I know about you, I would say you have some kind of ESP power like mind reading.