They may as well call me Jesus (or a Zombie)

Because this is the second goddamn time I have died and come back to life. I mean seriously, this happens too often.

Now, listed below are a number a reasons why I haven't even been to the SITE, let alone uploaded anything. Numbered 1-10, with 10 being a major contributor to my hiatus, and 1 being a minor contributor.

1. Work
1. School Plans
1. Vacation to Texas
1. Side Projects
100. MY OWN GODDAMN LAZINESS

Eeyup! Weezil's a no-show douchebag! All summer long, I've been too lazy to write any new material because I am one lazy, lazy Fat Bastard.

Well THAT'S GONNA CHANGE.

Eeyup.

Gonna change.

...Probably not.

But I'm gonna TRY! And trying is what is important, right?

...Yeah, I didn't buy that either.

Here's the schticklerbean; I WILL upload another chapter soon. But I will NOT adhere to a weekly schedule anymore.

Even though I did a fan-goddamn-TASTIC job adhering to it when it was established.

So, expect a new chapter soon. It WILL be up.

The story is NOT dead.

Long live the Empire!

Oh yeah, gotta add THAT to the list too.

1. Work
1. School Plans
1. Vacation to Texas
1. Side Projects
1. Skyrim
100. MY OWN GODDAMN LAZINESS

...

Hmm...

1. Work
1. School Plans
1. Vacation to Texas
1. Side Projects
2. Skyrim
100. MY OWN GODDAMN LAZINESS

There we go!