Five-O' : Good ol' Summer, Birds, and mah' face! · 9:53am Jul 30th, 2014
Summer. The time we all love. Ideal time to go to the beach, the vacations, Etc, Etc...
Y'wanna know how it's here?
Like freaking hell.
Here, on the Canary Islands, during Summer (And winter sometimes), we recieve wind form Africa, that brings sand with it, it crosses over the gap of water between us, and the result, is a pretty haze of warm sand, that raises even more the already hot temperatures here. With the addition of a possible lung death by breathing sand.
Oh, the wind also tends to mess up with the beach-es, turning the unusually big sand molecules into little bullets, and if we add the jellyfish-es that move in the water, even better!
...That's why I decided to stay home, and continue what iv'e been doing outside summer, Ergo going to work, ocasionally write somethin', and spend my free time messing with my friends, y'all, and doing strange, disturbing stuff in the Laptop. And plot how to overthrow the Goverment with an army of robots.
Now, for somethin' relatively more important. We now have birds! 
Two of them, actually. One guy, and one girl, named Mordecai and Margaret, respectively. (I blame my Helper for the names.)
The guy's orange-ish with brown and red, and the gal's white-ish with orange. Only the guy sings, in an attempt to make the gal fall in love with him, butt nope.
...Even tho' I already have a cat, now instead of him, they wake me up...
Oh, and the cat's always staring at them. It's pretty funny, how a cat can be from 2-3 hours staring at a birdcage.
And... I have a wicked idea.
Most of ye' know me from the random stuff I write about, say on the internet, and my general wicked opinion on everything.
But, what's the face of who's behind the keyboard, writing this right now?
...That'll be a secret.
...Unlesssssssssssssssssssss y'all decide to ask for my face, then I'll post it somewhere. And not this one, the one I use when I'm bored:
So, with nothin' else to write, and a second attack of lazy-nitis, I wish y'all a merry rest-of-the-summer. 
I just stayed home. Don't like beaches as much as the next guy.
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High-Five mate.
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