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Twisted Gears


‘Tis I, a writer, togetherslapper of words.

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  • 438 weeks
    FivNEIN! - I am alive, but totes not too.

    Long things short, I'm still alive.

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  • 480 weeks
    Fiveight - What my evil heart has ready.

    Quick things first. I've got a story on my mind. It's all about Pirates, Loot, and...

    Well. A pretty emotional moment too.

    I don't know why, but I've suddently had the idea to mix those things together. I'm in the need a Pre-reader though -In order to check how emotional it can be. And if possible, to boost out how much damage it can do to the feelings.

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  • 484 weeks
    Fiv-Sev : Happy pretty late new year, How my helper almost died that day, and Batpones.

    FIrst things first. Happy holy-Shit-Late new year.

    Second; this:

    ...In contrast to this:

    Let's talk about these, shall we?

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  • 489 weeks
    Fiv-Six: De-hell?

    So, this is something that I find interesting.

    I've happily decided to launch out a little story of mine. Currectly, it's on revision, awaiting approval (Something that still has me nervous, for some reason.), AND, out of nowere, it got one like, and one dislike.

    I've made sure to keep it as a secret. It has a password, and all that fancy stuhp.

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  • 491 weeks
    Fiv-Fiv - Respawning, strange depressions, and god-damnit Evening Star.

    YES, I'M STILL ALIVE.

    Gesh. Just two weeks, and I've accumulated 1K of Feed items.

    "Why two weeks?"; I feel you ask.

    Good question, voice in my head!

    The reason is as simple, as all the bullshit that's been going down the drain!

    Since I'm not here to pass that terrible feeling with words and such, lemme summarize it.

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Jan
12th
2015

Fiv-Sev : Happy pretty late new year, How my helper almost died that day, and Batpones. · 9:00pm Jan 12th, 2015

FIrst things first. Happy holy-Shit-Late new year.

Second; this:

...In contrast to this:

Let's talk about these, shall we?

On the first one, you can barely see the mountain on the background. The reason? -Dust. Dust storms are a 'Common' thing on my area of creeping around. -But not on Winter. that's something I would expect at Summer, when the Sahara brings sand n' dust from the whole desert, not at Winter, when we're the ones sending sand over to Africa.

It might not sound like a deal for those of you who live under the Tornado Alley -Or other Meteoroligal Hotspots-, but that shit floating in the air -can- be lethal, overall to old people, very young younglings. And of course, people allergic to its nasty effect to the lungs.

Luckily for me, Ah'm kinda inmune to that. However, my helper ain't.

For new year's eve, we had to makie a quick run ot the Hospital for her allergy. Butt for sunbutt's sake, she's aight now, and annoying me once again, but there goes a little heart atatck for me, and a few extra gray hairs to my beard. The one that was also recently shaved, and low I look like an old British captain. Sadly, I don't smoke, and lack of an monocle to look even more awesomer.

Moving on to less important business, Ah' can proudly say that I can manage the GIMP well, judging by how this went:

*Proud Batpone owner*

...I could spit up a long list of boring details, but it's better to just torture y'all with the doubt. Kinda.

Anywho', I had a lot more to write about, mostly related to my skill in procastinating my writing (Zebra rhyme FTW), but I will just forget it.

Well, and since, for some magical reason I lack of a Gif to leave...

I leave y'all with a cake.


( I lied. )

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Comments ( 12 )

Holy shit - I can see that rainbow's end! :pinkiegasp:

Nice OC, by the way, I would love to put him/her in my artwork. It's so cute I could even rape it.

2718237

Yuh, the Rainbow ends right at the other side of that Warehouse.
Eleven corpses with gold on their bellies were found there. *Awkwardly looks around* :pinkiecrazy:

Well, have my unholy blessing for doing so. And it's a Him. That looks like a 'She'. (Shhh. Get back on the line! I was there first!)

2718248

And it's a Him. That looks like a 'She'

Hmmmmmm...

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2718306

That's exactly what I had on my mind when the idea came to me.

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2718333

That's the point~!

Imagine the black rose printed on his Flank. Wouldn't it look better covered in certain fluids~?
(( *OgodwhatamIdoing*))
And his eyes staring at ye', clearly having enyoyed it~?

2718345 Okay boy, you asked for it- *grabs drawing tablet*

2718375

I'll be waiting for your results. :duck:

Just keep in mind that he's also a Feral thestral, and tends to be a bit dominant too~
(( Such evil, I am~ ))

2718394 I hope you like socks, lip-bites, gasps, wingboners, and lots of fluids. Because now you're not talking with Pedro Hander - you're talking with Andaluce :pinkiecrazy:

2718493

Ah, my good sire, nice meeting you for once~!

I approve the list, indeed. Overall lip-biting, hence the fangs. Te-he-he.

I have my fingertips together as by now, waiting, and plotting -You know with what plot I'm talking about- how to keep this going for months. I'm perfectly capable of that. :pinkiecrazy:

2719732 Months? Haha, you won't need to wait that much. I'm planning to give you a preview tonight. :pinkiecrazy:

2720015

Oooh. Tempting. I'll be waiting for the moon to raise. then~

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