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Eater-of-Worlds Smooze


I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

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    It (the next chapter of my story, Monster) lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous purple immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness known as fimfiction. … The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch

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    My fellow Smoozians,

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    Dedicated to Tree Hugger

    Dear blog readers,

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Jul
4th
2014

America · 11:55pm Jul 4th, 2014

AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA,

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FREEDOM LIBERTY AMERICA AMERICA.


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MUH FREEDUMS!

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'MURICA!



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But that's just my opinion. If you disagree, feel FREE to talk about it. After all, you have that right because AMERICA!

Smooze bless AMERICA!

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Comments ( 5 )

Damn. This post is pushing the fine line between satire and seriousness. I like it.

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Satire? I'm being serious here. You sound like you could use some freedom. Don't make me call up my jewish-lizardman-illuminati-friends-that-really-run-the-secret-one-earth-government to give you some freedom.

Unless you think America is the joke? That sounds like terrorist talk.

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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3518865 I'd prefer freedom to the freedomtyranny they offer in America. Your friends who control the government can't do shit to me. Praise Illuminati! Take to the streets and fight for what is right! Become your own masters!

I'm no terrorist. I just know what's going on with the governmentinfinite rulers of infinity.

Are you the Hulk or some shit like that? I take your Hulk and raise it to Deadpool. I win.

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You clearly haven't read the Deadpool comics if you think Deadpool can beat the Hulk. When Deadpool decided to commit suicide, what did he do? He pissed off the Hulk.

Wait. Oh.

I see how it is. Well, then. If you wanted to die, all you had to do was ask...

3519137 Nah. I'll be my [sarcasm]completely new character[/sarcasm]; Gary Stu, The Ruler of Everything and Black and Red Alicorn of Awesome!

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