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Political blog #1- Free ponies for every American? · 6:05am Jul 2nd, 2014
A 2016 presidential candidate has promised to give free ponies to all Americans if elected!
Not only will he provide us all with free ponies, but has ambitious plans to create a "pony based" economy which will end our dependency on foreign oil among other things
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Of course on the downside this is part of his larger federal pony identification program, where ponies will be required to identify yourself and make any purchases . This is both exciting and worrying. On the one hand this could mean ponies everywhere, but on the other it means more government regulations on ponies.
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Epsilon-Delta · 304 views
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Is this serious? ...Wow.
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It's real all right. This guy got 150 votes in the 2012 primaries too.
2251146 ...That...is amazing.
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I know. If this guy actually wins the bronies will finally be vindicated.
2251189 The only problem is a ridiculous change in government. Shit might get so bad before it even hopes of getting better. There are big risks with his proposal, and I find that most would think him insane and not vote him into politics.
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A bad idea? Oh man! I never thought of that!
I just heard the word ponies and I was like "Sold"!
What about his idea for dental police? Or to power the nations with zombies? Are those good ideas?
2251229 Definitely not.
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Ah man...
So who am I supposed to vote for, then?
2251290 Vote for him. Just know that he'll probably not win, and is only being treated as a gag. Maybe look into other competitors for the title of 'President'. It's important to listen to exactly what the candidates are saying. Assume everything they say is double speak, and look for the downsides to every upside. That's how you choose for President.
I wish me had the watermelons to wear a boot on my head.