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random short story · 12:56pm Jun 12th, 2014
On her mighty trone, queen leona swinged with her powerful scepter. her slave entered the room with a plate filed with meat
"where is my cactus?" she asked with a angry voice.
"in your ass!" a brave knight rode inside the troneroom on his cyan colered pegasus. "and that's not the only thing that's going to end in your ass!" he said with a meen smirk. and he held his bigass blade in front of his own face.
the queen stood amazed. "yo mama" she said.
the knight broke out in tears. "daughter of a wench" he cried.
the queen laughed."failier. you will pay for your big mouth toward ME. I'll lock you up. or banish you. or lock you up on the place where I banished you to."
the knight looked up to face the awefull woman.
"and what are you going to do about it?" the queen asked.
"panic?"
after a few years. they all died and sheep ruled the world.
THE END
Did not see the sheep ruling the world coming.
of course. nobody does. that's why it's so damned obvious.