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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 50 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 60 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 90 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 90 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 114 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jun
11th
2014

Miles Prower · 8:42pm Jun 11th, 2014

There was once a writer named Miles Prower
As a community member he did tower
All those disgruntled letters
Ponies sent to their betters
Extended his fifteen minutes fame to an hour

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Comments ( 11 )

Okay so a poem about him good.

:pinkiegasp: TAILS LIVES IN EQUESTRIA?!?!

Okay, uncontrollable outbreak consuming my feed. You've got the "kudzu" part down, but shouldn't these be haikus? Or was that first poem supposed to be the seed?

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Discordian. I cannot be trusted for continuity.

Why is this about tails i thought he never met anyponys in any game or show

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Look again. Not about tails, but a fellow Fimfiction user. :pinkiehappy:

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Click it. It is there.

2199315 *feels dumb* *Gibbs-smacks himself*

2199201 I wasn't talking about tails I was talking about miles the person who wrote letters from a distrangled friendship student I knew that when it came up in my feed as a blog

This reminds me of a poem in Alpha Centauri:
A handsome young cyborg named Ace
Wooed women at every base.
But once they glanced at
His special enhancement,
They vanished with nary a trace.

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