TPatron Saints of Equestria
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After becoming Empress of the Zin Empire, The Boss finds Starswirl and tries to bring him back to Equis. It's going to be a bit hard for him to re-adjust if Sombra wasn't going to attack Equestria and everything around it.
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Main 6
Chrysalis
King Sombra
Captain Scrappie · 25k words · 340 26 · 17k views

Progress is being made! · 1:24am May 8th, 2014

Yup! After long bouts of depression, school projects sickness and fanfiction; I can give you people an update!

PROGRESS, MOTHERFUCKERS, IS BEING MADE.

Here is a little snippet of what is to come: (ANY AND ALL WORDS POSTED IN THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

"... and that's when Darring Do swoops in takes the idol, right out of Arizothols claws!" Rainbow was reciting a scene from her latest Daring do novel to Benjamin (Motherfucking) King as they walked down the hall towards the meeting room.

"Mmhmm..." King was more interested in the notebook he was scribbling in.

"Then the floor cracked open, and lava was rising out of the floor and she used the vines coming from the ceiling and swung right through the closing temple doors!" Rainbow laughed in giddyness. "Hey, maybe you could use her in your book!" She suggested with a smile.

"I can't due to copyright reasons and you know there are a billion different books that have the exact same plot." King said rolling his eyes.

"Well I only know of Daring Do..."

King shook his head. "You really need to read something other than... Daring Dee or whatever. Might I recommend Pride and Prejudice?"

"Ew, it sounds like something my grandma would read!"

"I heard that!" yelled Jane Austen, poking her head out of one of the doors that went along the hallway.

They approached the room that The Boss requested that they come to. In it housed several chairs that had wires and other devices hooked up to them and leading towards a large red machine. The others were here as well. The ponies were conversing with the rest of the Saints and Zin as they walked in.

"Oh, you're here. Grab a chair and we'll start our team building session!" The Boss said as she was finishing off a sandwich.

"We've been waiting on Rainbow Dash for a good Hour now!" Twilight said while throwing her hooves up in the air. "Are you going tell us what this 'team building exercise' is, already!?"

"Yup." The Boss responded while sucking mayonnaise and mustard off her fingers. "We're robbin' a bank."

"WHAT!?"

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