My day with Rick Santorum

I spent the day with Rick Santorum today. After playing ding dong ditch at Wolf Blitzers house we went to Toys 'R' Us and bought some pony dolls. Rick Santorum bought the last Twilight Sparkle doll and I got Rarity and Fluttershy. I wanted to trade Fluttershy for Twilight Sparkle but he wouldn't do it because she came with a little scooter to ride on and he wanted to play with it at the Republican national convention this summer. I slap him in the face and tell him Twilight doesn't ride a damn scooter, becides I want to hang them from my rear veiw mirror in my new luxury car because the shrunken human heads i usually hang are starting to smell kind of rank and I need a pair of unicorns so they match. I have to wrestle him in the Toys 'R' Us parking lot and take it from him. I kick him in the nads for good measure and keep the Fluttershy doll anyway. Sorry Rickster but Bill O'Reilly always gets what he wants.

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Comments

[Hivemind]

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[Ghost Politics]

Ahh Bill... you so crazy.

[Deathpony360]

This is.. by far... the best blog post... ever.

I fucking love you man.

[Jeff Belinger]

Could you kick Dick Cheney in the nads as well if he's at the convention? That would give me great amount of satisfaction.

[iloveportalz0r]

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Fluttershy_lolface.png

[Bill O'Reilly]

134566 Sorry Iron Clad, I won't be assaulting Dick Cheney's genitalia. First of all his balls are huge, second he has Twilight Sparkle's Twinkling Balloon play-set and he said I could play with it.

[DarkWing]

137340
I love you so much.

[Jeff Belinger]

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Drat!!!

Just Make sure Bush (son and/or father) get a few slap in the back of the head for mediocre performance in office, im liberal and i think backwards thinking is absurd, religion and state should be separated and middle class should have more rights.

yeah, don't mind me, I'm Canadian, i can't do anything to you crazy Americans anyways

[Generaal]

Rick Sanctorum a brony... sure... last time I checked the only president candidate who is a brony is Vermin Supreme (and he loves G3...)

[bloodredmayo]

[Joey JoJo]

137340

So who's George Bush's Fave Pony?
Also how's Carl Rove doing?

[Guesswork]

Just found this thing. SO HILARIOUS. Woke up my whole house laughing.