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Alcatraz

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Alcatraz Joined 31st Aug, 2013 · Offline

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  • 60 weeks
    People like this are honestly hilarious

    Today, I got a certain message, one that I've had a few times in the past.

    It's about a random person who I've never met, complaining about a comment I left on an M-Rated incestuous story, wherein I said "incest is wincest".

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    1 comments · 338 views

  • 67 weeks
    A Long Overdue Update

    A fair few people have been asking when I'll get around to continuing The Evil Paradox.

    Short answer is, I will.

    The long answer? The last couple years haven't exactly been kind to me for a variety of reasons that I don't really want to get into, but what I will say is that it has a lot to do with finances and mental health.

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    4 comments · 391 views

  • 108 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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    5 comments · 272 views

  • 115 weeks
    Soon~

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    1 comments · 431 views

  • 118 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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    4 comments · 334 views
Apr
14th
2014

So this just happened... · 2:56am Apr 14th, 2014

I am sitting at my computer playing TF2 when my stepdad kept trying to get my attention.

Stepdad: *tries talking to me when I've got headphones on*

Me: I don't like you talking to me when I've got headphones on.

Stepdad: But you've always got headphones on.

Me: Someone's learning.

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Comments ( 11 )
TheExhaustedBrony
TheExhaustedBrony #1 · Apr 14th, 2014 · · ·
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I can relate. It's even worse when I'm in a skype call. Forces me to painstakingly wait for my game to tab out so I can mute the damn call.

Alcatraz
Alcatraz #2 · Apr 14th, 2014 · · ·
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2008345

What's even worse is when I'm doing really good and getting MVP then he asks me to do something

Eclipse LunarSol
Eclipse LunarSol #4 · Apr 14th, 2014 · · ·
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I burst out lolling! :rainbowlaugh:

Alcatraz
Alcatraz #5 · Apr 14th, 2014 · · ·
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2008360

My stepdad is as clueless as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Eclipse LunarSol
Eclipse LunarSol #6 · Apr 14th, 2014 · · ·
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2008372 What would yo do if he found that comment? :trixieshiftright:

Alcatraz
Alcatraz #7 · Apr 14th, 2014 · · ·
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2008382

He doesn't even know this website exists

Eclipse LunarSol
Eclipse LunarSol #8 · Apr 14th, 2014 · · ·
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2008399 What if he hacked into your computer or borrowed it and checked your history?

Alcatraz
Alcatraz #10 · Apr 14th, 2014 · · ·
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2008409

He doesn't know how to reset the router for the internet. How is he going to hack my computer and check the history? XD

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