50 questions in place of TMI Tuesday. · 4:22pm Apr 8th, 2014
Because I know half of you buckers aren't all that curious about me.
I got it from GeodesicDragon. I hope you're happy, Geo.
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1. What's your name?
Robin.
2. How old are you?
Twenty-five.
3. What country do you live in?
The US of A.
4. What do you look like?
5. Who do you wish you looked like?
See answer to question one.
6. How did you come across MLP?
To be honest, I was trying to ignore it at first. I didn't want to watch it, but I bore no ill will towards Bronies. I just thought it was another fad. But after watching a video on it, Know Your Meme, I decided to watch the first two episodes. I will try to emulate my exact reaction when I watched the first ten minutes.
“Alright, let’s see what all the fuss is abouOH MY GOD THIS IS EPIC!”
7. Favourite Ship and Why?
Honestly, I like Dislestia. Partly because the personalities both mix and clash at the same time, and partly because the word sounds cool.
8. Least favourite ship?
Flashlight, but not for the reasons you might think.
Flash Sentry has the personality of a rock. Twilight can do so much better. I don't mind her dating, but she should really date something that actually has a soul.
9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies?
...You serious? I don't really keep it a secret.
10. Were they family?
My dad checked it out, and saw why I liked it. My mom teased me, and my big sister found it amusing.
11. Favorite Episode?
Feeling Pinkie Keen.
12. Favourite superhero?
Captain America
13. Fave Anti-hero?
James Bond
14. Fave Supervillain?
The Joker
15. Fave antivillain?
Dr. Horrible
16. The last book you read?
Plato and a Platypus walk into a bar
17. Last movie you watched?
Mr. Peabody
18. Favourite song at the moment?
Cupcakes (Knoedels Remix)
19. Fave song you keep coming back to?
Nonon's theme (Kill-la-kill)
20. Current job?
Landlord
21. What's your ideal future job?
Corporate CEO
22. Dream job?
See above.
23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life?
Buying a house at 22. Paying it off at 25.
24. Greatest Failure?
Getting in a relationship.
25. Do you have pets?
A cat named "Sammy."
26. What's your dream pet?
A Charmander.
27. Any weapons you own?
1. MAK-90 assault rifle
2. 995ts carbine
3. Lee-Enfield bolt action rifle
4. Mossberg 590 Shotgun
5. Rossi Double Barreled Shotgun
6. Colt .357 revolver
7. Baretta 9mm automatic pistol
8. Custom sword I made from a machete. Looks like a cutlass.
9. Bowie Knife.
10. Butterfly Knife.
28. Any gun you want?
Winchester '87
Weatherbee Hunting Rifle chambered in Lapua
29. What religion are you?
Jehovah's Witness
30. If you could hang out with one historical person for day?
Nikolai Tesla
31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?
Benjamin Franklin
32. Are you political?
I'm against political parties. When you only have two choices, you have no choice. That's why the only ruler I recognize is Jehovah God.
33. Are you married?
No.
34. Do you have a special somepony?
Nope.
35. Do you have a crush?
Yes.
36. Care to explain?
Nope. She might read this.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
I consider myself "Photogenic." Does that count?
38. If you could hang with any living person?
Morgan Freeman
39. Favourite Pony?
I'll name my top 5.
1. Pinkie Pie
2. Princess Celestia
3. Vinyl Scratch
4. Sweetie Belle
5. Lyra Heartstrings
40. Any embarrassing secrets?
Yes.
41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?
Phantom Guardspony. Even I don't know how it'll end.
42. Are you a virgin?
Nope.
43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?
Threw a brick through the back windshield of some asshole who was earlier chasing me up and down the street with his car.
44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret?
I don't regret anything I've done.
45. Do you have a fetish?
Yes.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Can't regret what I don't tell you. I only confirmed that I have a fetish.
47. Fave FIM stories?
These.
48. Fave quote?
"Honor has killed a thousand warriors. It has never saved a single one." - Anonymous
49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?
Nope.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly?
Define "honestly."
Alrighty. Now that that's out of the way...
I'm sure someone will try to figure it out. And it's not gonna be me.
Holy shit that's a lot of Pink crap you bought there...
So you're a fellow Pinkie-enthusiast?
1992045 Putting it mildly...
1992053
You love Pinkie Pie don't you?
I am, but remember that I stole these questions from someone else.
Also, regarding your answer to Question 27: HOLY FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF GUNS
I seriously wish I had that much pony swag
1992169
Now, that's not fair. I love Celestia, Sweetie Belle, and Vinyl Scratch, too!
1992397
The hardest part of the Zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.
1992618
Not everyone can swag it up like I can.
1994648
Okay, gotta agree with that line-up. Also Octavia
Fluttershy is too mainstream