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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Apr
2nd
2014

The Inevitable · 6:35am Apr 2nd, 2014

I'm not gonna write a fanfic.
I'm not even that great of a writer.
People would probably find it stupid.
I mean, I never written one before and my spelling and grammar isn't all that great.
I REALLY shouldn't write one.
...
*Sigh*
I'm writing a fanfic.

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Comments ( 6 )

Meh, go for it. What is the worst possible thing that could happen? :raritycry::raritydespair::duck::raritystarry:

1978225
It went rather well actually.
Gonna do another one shot tonight.

1978293

Will this one shot leave a hard to clean stain upon the carpet?

1978297
Ha! Sorry, but no. It's not gonna be sexual. But I plan to do a very short one shot either every day to every other day. So hey. Maybe eventually.

1978308

Snorking Coca Cola out yer nose could leave a hard to clean stain.

And ruin your keyboard.

:twilightoops:

1978311
And that shows you where my mind usually is.
Yeah, generally I don't really write smut unless it's for the sake of comedic value.

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