An Important Announcement

In the spirit of the times, I too must come forward with an announcement.

I too have been bought out by Facebook. I mean, I'm a virtual unknown, poor, destitute and have yet to offer anything to society beyond stories about villain group therapy and Luna being grumpy, but hey, everyone else has been bought by Facebook today, why not me as well? They gave a Ruben sandwich and one of those ancient window air conditioner units. Not to mention a voucher for free Taco Bell.

It was an offer I couldn't refuse.

I know, you made be sad to hear it, but I think this will be for the best. Now my stories will most likely get published when I want them too, and I can spy on all of yo-I mean help you find content you find preferential. Yeah. That's it.

Anyway, I hope that you all will continue to follow me as we all head into this brave new world with its overused jokes.

...Now, that said, I heard some of you liked My Little Pony. Have any of you heard of a show called Strawberry Shortcake?

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(Happy April Fools everypony)

(Also, I've put my Steam and Tumblr accounts up on my profile. I'd like to get to know more of you. So, please, feel free to contact me. I don't bite.)

(Also also, Rogues Anonymous got a runner up spot on the EFNW contest. That's something, I guess.)