The review I want to give someone.

I really want to wait for a nice, good steaming pile of bleah to come across that I stumble upon.

Then I shall write the following review based on a quote I once read years ago:

"This story is great and original! Unfortunately the parts that are original are not that great and that parts that are great are just not that original."

Also as a side note, I'm finishing the next chapter of Seven, and have several clopfics half-written! Because I am a complete hypocrite to the above criticism, I am trying to write things I have never seen before. Worked pretty well with Absolutely Breathtaking, so why the fuck not?

Public sex with you and Dashie! Can you sell a book to Rarity while Dash is sucking your dick under the table?
Transformation and possible philosophical incest with Twilight! Whose Dick Is It Anyway?
Reconciliation sex with Diamond Tiara! Past comes full circle with a witty last line!
If every MLP fanfic you have read becomes true, could you prevent Scootaloo from becoming a whore? Is what you are doing for you or her?

Trigger Warnings? FUCK THOSE! PONY PUSSY FOR DAYS! IT'S 3AM! WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA READ THIS?

Comments

[Officer Hotpants]

If every MLP fanfic you have read becomes true, could you prevent Scootaloo from becoming a whore?

Sure. Just point me in the direction of the nearest wood chipper.

[Damien Darkside]

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This is literally the best I could find on such short notice.

[Officer Hotpants]

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Damn. I actually more or less like Rainbow Dash, too. More or less. Awesome picture, though.

Looking forward to the next sexy story.