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Damien Darkside


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  • 12 weeks
    I'm back

    2019 was a bad year, next one will be better.

    Like, I'm Stadia bad going to Master PC Race good.

    I have two stories in the works, they will be out next year.

    Also come on, the fucking Stadia is DOA.

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  • 55 weeks
    Streaming Feedback Poll

    Ever been interested in my streams? Are you a fan of my streams? Do you want to be and wish for me to produce different content?

    NOW HAVE YOUR SAY!

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  • 58 weeks
    Yes, About THAT Blog

    So it's 1:00pm in the afternoon. I am supposed to wake up in 5 hours for work but I guess I'll move my schedule for this shit since no less than five people as of writing this have sent me this fucking blog. I'm not going to sugarcoat it (do I ever?) but this isn't the super intellectual responses that so many amazing authors have given. Oh and if some kind of response to me is

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  • 64 weeks
    Why I Died

    So you might have noticed that I haven't been posting a lot in a while, also haven't been streaming for a while.

    So you all know I was working night manager at my Dairy Queen. I had it pretty good, solid hours, decent pay, made cakes with penises on them. Shit was pretty cash.

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  • 71 weeks
    S3E103: Castle Bound

    This is my favorite Resident Evil 4 image ever.

    https://www.twitch.tv/damiendarkside/

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Jan
11th
2019

Yes, About THAT Blog · 10:28pm Jan 11th, 2019

So it's 1:00pm in the afternoon. I am supposed to wake up in 5 hours for work but I guess I'll move my schedule for this shit since no less than five people as of writing this have sent me this fucking blog. I'm not going to sugarcoat it (do I ever?) but this isn't the super intellectual responses that so many amazing authors have given. Oh and if some kind of response to me is written or is in the process of writing by a fan of Mr Numbers I'll save you some time: This is all I am devoting to this shit. I will most likely not reply to you, because this is fun for me.

I'm taking the low road.

Luckily, I've broken it down for you: He's a hypocrite and doesn't know what he is talking about. Full kill article for him is here: SPICCCYYY

Basically I just don't like Mr Numbers right off. I've never met the guy, never seen the guy, haven't read anything from the guy and honestly wouldn't care if this was the only thing I will ever see from him. Now I write for fun, will always write for fun and when the fun stops I'll stop writing. Even this is fun. Let's have some fun.

Main take-aways that happen in a matter of paragraphs on his essay that makes you quit it fast:

1) Mr Numbers is a coward
2) Mr Numbers asserts opinions as facts
3) Mr Numbers doesn't know what he is talking about
4) Mr Numbers has an unrealistic view of women, kind of number 4
5) Mr Numbers is a hypocrite
6) I'm a fucking dick
7) Oh Yeah A Topic Everyone Knows We Get It we Just Don't Care


1) Mr Numbers is a coward

First off, he has no balls. He starts off his little essay with this fun little bit here:

Hello my mostly straight, mostly male audience.

That’s not a callout. That’s not a condemnation. Hell, until recently, I identified as both - and I could never hate myself, could I?

First off, yes it fucking is. This is totally a call out and a condemnation. Step forward as the man you may or may not hate and have the courage to stand by your beliefs. This is like when someone says shit like "Remember guys this is only my opinion" on a "top ten" video on Youtube that people use to back up the fact that they have done no research and anything blasted against them is countered by "just my opinion". So any angry words (rightly) calling him out will be countered by "I just wanted civil discussion, why are you acting like you are attacked?".

Fuck this cowardice right here. Then again telling you to grow a pair might be too non-inclusive since women don't have testicles. Probably why people don't like the phrase "man up" because it is usually followed up by responsibility.

After Intricate Disguise's article was written calling him out and destroying his points more than Ben Sharpedo(*) destroys LIBTARDS with FACTS and LOGIC, Mr Numbers blocked him because people disagreed with him, disproved everything and called him out for being a little bitch.

He can't take what he dishes out. If he posts here, it doesn't prove anything, he already blocked people he already can't handle comments since he's stated on Discord that "He wishes he could turn off comments for the blog post". I have that image. He doesn't want to face the fact that people are calling him out.

2) Mr Numbers asserts opinions as facts

First off, he thinks the entire site is male focused, male driven and male dominated. This is easily proven wrong in ID's post that has actual analytical site data. This is also backed up in the fact that all of us have never answered a gender question when signing on, plenty of us have ambiguous names (I've had to ask some people what they were), and ambiguous avatars. The site is more male, but the split is 60/40 instead of the assumed 90/10.

He also gives only one story as evidence to multiple claims. He uses a sample size of ONE to extrapolate a GENERALIZATION.

3) Mr Numbers doesn't know what he is talking about

You know when people who never read Anon in Equestria fics or don't understand the concepts of Anon say "You can just replace him with Steve! Same story!"? Well they are wrong, and that is evident to those who actually read AIE or Anon related fics. Mr Numbers has the same understanding about Reverse Gender Roles In Equestria. He looked at the basic premise and based entire arguments on his understanding of the material at a glance. He has also been accused and proven to not fully read the fic he mentioned as well, since he incorrectly states a character was a HERO instead of a PROTAGONIST. A hero is a state of a protagonist, not the definite role. Plenty of protagonists (and in the fic mentioned) are NOT heroes and are NOT meant to be idolized.

He also changes and mixes the definitions of "Porn" and "Erotica" at will without understanding the many facets that separate each. Erotica does not have to be porn, and porn does not have to be erotic. They are compatible together, but not dependent. Of course, like a lot of arguments of a political nature, terminology and words get mixed and confused on purpose to falsely prop up an argument. My current favorite example is people trying to change the definition of racism to be that of systematic oppression, rather than discrimination of a race. Changing definitions on the fly does not make you correct, it makes your arguments weak.

4) Mr Numbers has an unrealistic view of women, kind of number 4

Mr Numbers has what I believe is the most damaging flaw of most male feminists: they put women on a pedestal. It is a common behavior seen in those that believe that third wave feminism is about equality. You have seen it too. The belief that because you have a vagina that you can somehow make better and superior decisions to men. "This is why we need a female president", "This is why we need more women in ____", "You are a male, the women NEED to have their voices heard!" and other lines of the like make women out to be better than men. Men are damaged, inferior beings that can only be corrected by women and the only reason you disagree is because you hate women. We need to #believewomen and #trustwomen simply because they have vaginas.

there are the same people who think feminism can fix things. He thinks feminism can "save" MLP pornography. Homie, we are on the "decline" curve of the fandom. The peak was years ago. Cons are shutting down, the last season is almost upon us. We are getting more hints of G5, and Equestria Girls is getting more shorts. MLP FIM is going to be off the air soon. GenFic is rumored and all that fun stuff because the staff know their jobs can't last under the MLP banner. Women and men are leaving the fandom all the time. It's called a fandom.

Women are EQUAL, not SUPERIOR. They love shitty porn, they love erotica, they love stories, they love quick fics, they love crap ships, they love solid relationships. Women are just as fucked up as men are in every single aspect. Women made Twilight, a film and book series showcasing a toxic relationship so popular, it spawned another book series called 50 Shades of Grey. 50 Shades was so popular and loved by women that it spawned more books and movies, and further corrupted and showed toxic relationships and a complete misunderstanding of BDSM.

Men are not evil demons, women are not angels.

5) Mr Numbers is a hypocrite

Mr Numbers called out foalcon, he has foalcon under his favorite list. If he has removed them then it contributes to (1)

6) I'm a fucking dick

I'm a fucking dick that is as blunt as a hammer. I have a Twitch that I put out positivity on, and sometimes I just like going to town on people. I can be a hypocrite like that, promoting positivity while calling someone else a fucking coward. The main thing is that I am aware of it, I embrace it and I try to improve where I can. What I am NOT however is a self deluded fool who thinks he is above people.

7) Oh Yeah A Topic Everyone Knows We Get It we Just Don't Care

Wanna hear a point we both agree on? Harassing women online for being women is wrong! Holy fuck dude no shit. You want to know who cares about not harassing women online? People who don't harass women online simply because they are women because they know it is scummy. You want to know who doesn't care about your views on harassing women online? People who harass women online. They know EXACTLY what they are doing, that's WHY they are doing it. Can we all fucking stop this rhetoric like it means anything? It's a boring point that gets brought up time and time again because it's a point of yes/no. Either you agree and you aren't those harassing women or you disagree and you harass women.

We get it, nobody gives a shit. Truly. I know I sure as fuck don't past writing this. I don't do it, my friends don't do it so I don't think about it.

You might say "Wow Damien you were sure specific when you said that you don't harass women for being women." Yeah that's because I do harass women online. I don't harass women for being women, I harass them because they aren't fucking capturing the point on Firing Range when I need my fucking daily tier skip because I am not fucking giving Treyarch my goddamn money when I can unlock the Daemon BY MYSELF THANK YOU. Just the same as I do with men. So if those girls PTFO'd then maybe I wouldn't have called them a cunt. The only reason I call them a cunt is because they have explicitly identified themselves as women, which makes me call them a cunt instead of a dick because they don't have dicks. I assume. Then again if there is a massive trans community online playing BO4 Hardcore Domination at 2 in the morning then I'll apologize and start asking for genders.

Where was I?

Well anyways this is the end. This shit will blow over in two weeks. You want to know why you never appease these people? Because they never will be satisfied. Also they probably never read your shit anyways so fuck them.

Remember, we win inevitably because we write for fun, they actually put energy into this. We are the joy, they are not.

So keep writing, keep drawing delicious pony ponuts and stay cool friendos.

I'm going to fucking sleep. Some of us actually have to work.




(*) Yeah I know, Sharpedo. That's what my friends call him and I think it's hilarious

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Comments ( 12 )

The only reason I call them a cunt is because they have explicitly identified themselves as women, which makes me call them a cunt instead of a dick because they don't have dicks. I assume.

:rainbowlaugh:

A very good post. 10/10 without hyperbole.

Holy shit lmao

A goddamn good post Damien, hahaha, fucking A

Yikes lmao. This is why I love you Double D.

To the one guy who followed me, downvotes everyone and then bailed and (probably) blocked me:

You're a cuck.

4995546 For the amount of times you've made me laugh, I'm happy to make you laugh too

4995550 I deliver the content people want, sometimes fucking around is the best.

4995586 Love your post too! At least someone got to have fun while you all took the more dignified path.

4995551 YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO EM

4995588 And I love you too. No homo. Just kidding super ultra gay homo 5000.

4995717 *knuckles OH NO*

4995733 You guys have amazing and better arguments than I do. I decided to come on in the only angle I got, and say some shit I knew a bunch of you probably wanted to say. You are all good people and have patreons. I get it, you gotta watch your mouth. I got a Twitch Channel, that's all, I can go down in flames if I have to. Fuck that guy.

4996027
Glad it was a good read, hahaha, had to reread it a couple of times to make sure it was written the way I wanted it.
:rainbowlaugh: You gave me a good laugh with this post, it's short, blunt and to the point, with some funny shit thrown in while making sense, so good job on that, hahaha

4996027
He’s even more of a hypocrite than the foalcon thing. I remember seeing one of his comments that said at the beginning “Don’t tone police me!” Yes, don’t tone police MrNumbers when he’s trying to tone police your stories! It’s RUDE!

I didn't bother to read this entire blog post, personally. Because the overall message is not exactly news to me; people like this "Mr Numbers" fellow have existed online long before he himself ever did. Their presence is not a new issue, and dealing with them is already simple 'in theory'.

I'm probably going to get flak for this, but disassembling their arguments in a blog format neither changes, nor improves anything. All it does is give them undeserved attention and publicity, which simply encourages them to keep spewing their garbage. Those sorts of folks are best handled by ignoring their existence completely, and not talking about them at all.

In short: Don't feed the trolls.

On an unrelated—and potentially controversial—note, if it were up to me (and if it were viable to do so), I'd replace literally all the people in my life with machines.

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