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Ernest Goes To Camp!


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  • 623 weeks
    I am leaving FIMfiction, good riddance...

    I am sorry to all those who enjoyed my stories, but this website is becoming too retarded: the same unoriginal and bland story keep getting featured by a different user everyday. Human in Equestria stories really annoyed me to the point that I have given lackluster comments to the authors.

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  • 628 weeks
    Alone is currently on Hiatus

    I have writers block for my fanfiction, Alone.

    I am open to any ideas that any of you have for the next chapter to get me back on my feet.

    While you wait, check out my new story "Just another Human in Equestria story, or perhaps something different"

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  • 628 weeks
    Just another Human in Equestria story, or perhaps something different (REVISED CHAPTER 3)

    Chapter 3 (Inner Swag) Is now longer and has more detail. Feel free to read the chapter again when you have the time.

    Let me know what you guys think! :)

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May
20th
2012

I am leaving FIMfiction, good riddance... · 1:07am May 20th, 2012

I am sorry to all those who enjoyed my stories, but this website is becoming too retarded: the same unoriginal and bland story keep getting featured by a different user everyday. Human in Equestria stories really annoyed me to the point that I have given lackluster comments to the authors.

98% of stories on this site are: Unoriginal and horribly written. It's like reading the same story over and over, but with a different-boring-character. In addition, most of the stories I have read were written by twelve year olds who can't get out of the house and do something with their friends! It's so sad!

The update on the feature system is what also got me to quit this site: It's the most retarded update I have ever seen on this website. Why...because stories are meant to be featured because of their originality...not because of how many likes and chapters, or views, it has.

It's absurd beyond our human complexion!

Most of the children on this website, who cannot take a constructive criticism without having to wet themselves, are desperate to get featured, which is why a majority of the stories on this site are pointless to read.

Is this were the Fandom has gone to? Stories that are being written by children, who have no creativity whatsoever? Are they really that desperate to get featured?

Well I don't care anymore, it's not my problem no longer.

Now if you will excuse me, I am going to get drunk with some friends tonight.

Castialga Vulgo.

Ernest Goes To Camp!

No longer a Brony because of retarded children...signing out.

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Oh come on, you're not going to go leaving the whole fandom just because of a few (okay, a lot of) sub-par stories are you? That just seems kind of silly to me.

Yes, there's a lot of terrible fanfiction, and yes, it's always being written, but it's only through practice that these people improve. If you want, I can happily lead you to some of the more excellent stories on this site. No HIE, no self inserts, just proper, episode-esque writing.

Better Living Through Science and Ponies - Portal 2 crossover, highly regarded as an excellent piece of fanfiction in many circles of this community.
Background Pony - Slightly dark take on Lyra, the first chapter alone is excellent enough to qualify as its own fanfic.
Pinkie Watches Paint Dry - and has an enormous philosophical debate over it. Gives a good lesson on how to live your life. Trust me, just read it.
Daring Doo and the secret of the Fourth Wall - Rainbow Dash ends up in a Daring Doo book. Adventure Ensues.
Shipping and Handling - If no other piece, at least read this emotional rollercoaster of everyone's favourite mailmare, Ditzy Doo.

There. Five fics, all of which I personally think are amazing, and are highly praised across Equestria Daily and deviantArt as well as FIMfiction. And not a human or self-insert in sight. (Baring Chell in Science and Ponies, but hey, it's a crossover).

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Oh well, I tried. Have fun with whatever you decide to do next!

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You could always read my stories on Deviant Art if you are interested.

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I may just do that!

BR

Yeah,I hate most of the new stories too. Time to PM knighty.

I've seen people write a blog and post a link or make a video on Youtube (like your blog). It just seems like a away to attact a bit of attention, only for those people to eventually return. I digress I do find many fics in the site to fail beyond the quality of writing of the "Twilight Saga", but its something to expect when many people have little care for writing these days. To be honest this blog really is about as biased and lame as it sounds, its like I say "I wont watch any action movies because a lot of shitty ones exist" or "Screw Youtube, nothing but random trash vids people make" Its just viewing the negatives of the site and not willing to admire the good parts. Even more so, just because a concept might be original doesn't mean its going to be AAA quality unless the writer gives love and effort for their work.

I'm not the best writer out there, but I'm not the guy who calls "98%" of fics here trash just because they aren't the best thing out there since slice bread.

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It's not only Fimfiction that I am leaving, I am leaving the entire fandom in general. That does not mean I will stop watching the show and appreciate it with other Bronys, but everything, from the artwork to the countless stories, I tire from running into each passing day.

What I mean from artwork...oh God...e621.

125052 Say it all you want, if you had the gull to return to the site and respond to my comment, you'll still be using the site (not that it's a bad thing but talk about a contradiction). Even more so, if you don't want to read shit fanfics, don't read the one with a generic ass description. For the art, like any media, you have the expect work out there that is flat-out gorgeous to the levels of Sarah Jessica Parker, even at that I've seen a fair amount of well made art (I suppose you actually meant rule34, since I see only ONE picture that isn't even from the new generation of "My Little Pony" on e621).

I digress, why not just post those stories you have on deviant art for those to read in this site? I'm sure that your work will be highly regarded, since you view the majority of the users here in a pessimistic manner and know the meaning of "originality".

Truth is, what you claim isn't anything new. Its just laughable since chances are, you'll eventually look at the fanwork since we all know not "98%" of it is trash.

Good riddance I say. I won't lie, I'm glad you're gone. You are a complete and utter disappointment in my eyes. Never read your stories, and never will.

Most of the children on this website, who cannot take a constructive criticism without having to wet themselves,
You don't know the meaning of "constructive criticism." Please, learn the meaning of it before you go around parading the idea that you are amazing and your opinion is always right, and making yourself look like an ass.

If you wanted my respect, you would have actually demonstrated that you had some intelligence. That didn't happen, and instead of admitting that you may be wrong, or even giving your reasons for having your opinion, you decided to insult everyone who thinks differently than you by calling them ignorant children. You're a complete hypocrite. Please, stop being an idiot, and actually become a slightly intelligent individual.

Alright, man, whatever floats your boat. Go ahead and quit for a stupid reason. Not my problem. In the meantime, I'm going to be celebrating the fact that you are gone with a huge party.


Ok, now that I've been enough of an ass towards you, I will agree with you on most of what is said in this post. The featured system is ridiculously dumb, and should be fixed. However, just because many stories here aren't completely original is no reason to fucking insult everyone. That's just rude, but it's not like I expect anything less from you at this point.

One last message to you, see ya and I won't miss ya!

Okay, just... Really?
There are real people who want to read your stuff, and your adaptation of my idea was probably one of the first times anypony had ever heard of me.
You're a major part of why I actually kept up my writing. Don't leave because of retards that don't know how to comment.
Anyways... if you're leaving, I'm sad that you are, and I want you to know that you're part of the reason i still write... Thanks.

Wow. The butthurt is indeed strong with you. You certainly have NOT left the "fandom" just because you do not go on "teh intarnet" no more. You are simply a child trying to act big by using "youth" all the time. Your staleness is only reinforced by your ignorance of the most basic concepts of knowledge and intelligence. "Age does not bring wisdom. Experience brings it".

You can read this and deny all you want, you can even say "Young'uns lak these 'ere no nuffin' bout mah time. Derr, can't take no constructive critiscism like 'dis sucks' 'n 'Young'uns cannae understand good werk".:rainbowlaugh: You can even insult me directly if you want. Hell, you can walk up to my doorstep and slap me in the face, but this will not make the fact that you consider yourself superior to others by a simple mathematical number null and void. This is also not a rant, it is fact. Many others have written it as well.

And as I already wrote,images.memegenerator.net/images/300x/1865027.jpg one does not simply leave the fandom. You still watch the show, therefore, you are still a brony, therefore, any denial is refutable in the easiest way possible.3.bp.blogspot.com/_g7iJd04KweE/SGxXFwn5fZI/AAAAAAAAAuE/RNTbgU2ZdAs/s400/case-closed-stamp.gif

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Why are you wasteing your time writing a pointless paragraph? If you don't like my criticisim to the fandom and how it hurts you: too bad. I hate the fandom now, i think it's crap because of the countless absurd crossovers and stories that have been uploaded recently, but it's my opinion. Don't like other people's opinion, you won't get far in a relationship if so.

I am not acting the way I am because of hate, it is because I generally dislike elements that are combined in a story or appear in one over and over again: Fallout/My Little Pony.

Sure, i could be a troll. Sure, my name isn't "Original", but what if someone "copied" my name on this site? Then what? The same metaphor can be seen for stories on this site. What is originality? It certiantly isn't something people write over and over and over again until it's something we see everyday.
Originality: In my opinion, is something new and interesting. Human in Equestria stories/ only some are interesting: Whiplash(one of the first HIE stories)/Brony Hero (Because it makes fun of the overusage of the HIE genre.)

Now on to your critisim:

This is a problem the fandom has to learn: Accept critisim and rspect other people's opinion about things. I love how you depict me as a child, and how your depiction of my writing is WAY off. Did you even check your message before you sent it to me? Didn't think so.:trixieshiftright:

I can care less about what you have to say, but i respect your statement. However, you can't say it's true because it's an opinion.
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129010 This is something YOU have to learn. Firstly, if that comment was so pointless, then why did you reply? Is your "superiority" faltering on you? Second, I've seen your "critiscism". Critiscism is when you point out flaws and what needs to be corrected in a story, and not write "Th1s is a rip-off of x" or "This is shit!11 Take it off 0r ba1337 it!".

However, you ARE a child if you consider your criticism as being "Top-notch" and constantly call others "children" or "youth" due to whatever age you have. Like I wrote before, a mathematical equation demonstrating the time you've spent on Earth does NOT make you superior to others, no matter what age.

Yet, I understand if you do not like the same sort of thing constantly posted over and over. I also don't like that, which is why I always like to experiment with my own stories, and why the readers seem to like most of them so much. I know that quite a few of my stories are crap, and I warn whoever wishes to read it in advance, but I won't take them off because, hey, someone might like them, and it teaches me for future stories.
There are two things to do if you don't like something posted here: either you read through and see if it really is a rip-off, or another, more thought-out version of the story. If it has some intriguing twists to it, then it will certainly be worth reading 'til the end. The other is simple: don't read it.

I accept critiscism quite well when it is well-written and points out flaws. I won't rewrite the story, but I will integrate it into future stories I make. There are those, however, who like to instate their personal opinion and blow down the author when the story is actually good. *cough*EqD*cough* This is what I saw you doing, an that is why I kinda "raged".

One last thing, didn't you say that you were leaving this site?cdn.overclock.net/4/49/49fba582_trollface.jpeg





I'm draggin' you back in!my-popart-portrait.com/images/lol_laugh_out_loud_rage_face_meme_poster-rc14111a8c6fb45e8b334ac1b93215141_a21y_328.jpg?bg=0xFFFFFF

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Nah, I just can't take my eyes off your leet-speak, I hope that's not how you write in class.:moustache:

130221 No, seeing as I write in french.:duck:

> typical petulant teenage behavior
> act of defiance: deletes stories on fimfiction.net and on fimfiction.net only

> "f**k this shit, I'm outta here" Q.Q
> comes back time and time again

> tries to eloquently defend his maturity
> "Now if you will excuse me, I am going to get drunk with some friends tonight."

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So this means we'll never get another chapter of "Just another Human in Equestria story, or perhaps something different?"
Why is it that my most favourite stories always get deleted after a few chapters? :ajsleepy:

Shame, I liked your fic about RD ending up in the human world. That could have been big.

Just a quick question, but am I the only one who pays attention to the show and knows how to love and tolerate others? You appear to be over-reacting to a small amount of fics on this site. Sure I can agree with you in some cases, such as the absurd amount of clopfics which get uploaded every day*, but the large majority of the stories on FiMfiction are actually pretty good. You shouldn't let a small part of the fandom ruin everything for you.


*Don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with wanting to read and write clopfics, as I have read a few myself, but I just find it slightly weird that so many are produced in a short amount of time. One or two a week, yeah that's fine, but five a day? That's just the ones I see while I'm on this site, I don't even include the ones that get uploaded while I'm logged out.

Where can I find your Devart?

Good riddance. Honestly, I don't know you and I don't ever want to know you. You are a jerk, as i can see from this post. Also, i saw that you went with more of your accounts and disliked "Hippophobia" for no reason. I'm sure you have a "reason", but it's probably stupid. Feel free to dislike my future works, seeing as you still use this site. Other than that, I hope never to see you again and go burn in hell.

You left because of "retarded children", eh? Ooooh boy, I love seeing the irony in this. Do yourself a favour and never show up in this site again, good fucking riddance.

Didn't you say you where leaving? What a hypocrite.

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