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384 weeks
Smooze Rises! (hits the Smooze button, and then goes back to sleep)

It (the next chapter of my story, Monster) lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous purple immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness known as fimfiction. … The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch
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444 weeks
In Response to Accusations of Villainy

My fellow Smoozians,
I am Lord Smooze. And I am, much like the rest of you, a mixture of good and evil. I would say, however, that I am mostly good, and all of me that is evil is a necessary evil.
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454 weeks
Baaa

Because this is the internet, here's a cute cat video.
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455 weeks
Mothers

Hello, my faithful followers.
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461 weeks
Dedicated to Tree Hugger

Dear blog readers,
Lord Smooze here.
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Mar

26th

2014

So I did an online RPG Personality Test · 4:08am Mar 26th, 2014

...And this is what I got.

Go figure. I suppose being Ferengi does match my personality. Devouring worlds by means of capitalism, I guess. I'll call it consumerism.