Unfreezing... · 3:41pm Mar 22nd, 2014
Attention, please! Attention! This is an announcement! Attention! This is an announcement! This is a pre-recorded message!
A temporary change in schedule has been issued. All facility associates are to remain calm and wait for instructions.
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Transmitting message in three...
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Guess who'll turn up in the next chapter.
Anyway, the hiatus is hereby over and I will start posting new chapters. Slowly. Possibly very slowly.
Because I am lazy. Duh.
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This message has been brought to you by the current capacitive recording executive.
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Schedule will now continued as scheduled.
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This change of schedule is occurring as scheduled by the schedule. There is no reason to panic.
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This change of schedule is part of a mandatory past-fourth-wall procedure.
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Prediction correlation ratio is 42%.
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Please feel free to ask further information from the current capacitive recording executive. The current capacitive recording executive is encouraged to notify facility associates of further changes in schedule. If the current capacitive recording executive is currently not available, don't panic. Have a nice day.
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