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Feb
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Post 10 ~ <3 · 5:07pm Feb 27th, 2014

February - 25th

There is only one word to describe it...

:heart:FIFTY!:heart:

I just jizzed like 50 times...

Oh my sweet Celestia... More celebration GIFs...

That last one was a little out of place... Oh well...

Okay, personal stuff now. DDcord, I survived. :rainbowwild: You don't need to rape my userpage. I love you, Yildun, you deserve more love (and not my children). Thank you again Shimmering for rutting my horny little Ancillary. Final, thanks to Lord of 'my heart' (Nothing), I hope are love grows ever stronger.

:heart: :heart: :heart:

In fact, I love you all. Just for you guys... I will write a story. Some ideas might help...

*Stretches*

Quick tidbit for Fantilicious Me (Did I spell that right..?) I love you lots. You're dominance concerns me... It's too kinky. I've already had 2 tugs to that shit...

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You spelled it almost right :twilightsmile:
How can I be "too" kinky? Maybe you just can't handle it, my honeybunch?

1879091 I probably can't. You're too fucking good. :ajsleepy:

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Hehe, thats why I'm Fantastilicious! :trollestia:

As always, should you need an editor—I'm happy to help. :twilightsmile:

Well...thats awkward...but your welcome

Does that mean I have to stop? :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

1879828 Have you done something..? :trixieshiftright: *Checks userpage. see's no change* There better be nothing. :trixieshiftleft:

1879961 Is that a threat? *prepares*...

1880187 I would never threaten you. :rainbowkiss: :heart: I was only joking anyway, you can do whatever you like t o my user page, I'll probably find it funny. :rainbowwild:

1880266 *grins evily* I do have your password...
JK I would never mess with your userpage. :rainbowkiss:

1880270 You're so cute. :heart: I bubbly-dubbby wub you! :yay: You should change something anyway, see if I notice. :duck:

1880281 But what if I were to change something that you would not want changed.
I couldnt bare the thought of ruining something of yours... :scootangel:

I'm glad you survived.

1883363 Likewise. :yay: Do you have any advice about writing stories..?

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Today the whole family had a sh*tstorm of a yelling match"talk" about what I discussed in my last blog, and everyone but the person in question has come to the same conclusion. That select person is disillusioned in his morals and his status in the house.

Do you have any advice about writing stories..?

Tons.

Don't write anything you personally don't feel " the drive" for.:rainbowdetermined2: If it isn't in your gut you'll get disheartened fast. Remember your tenses.:raritywink: Always know your character(s) before you write your story. I like to roleplay my characters before I write for them. If you don't think you could write a character's biography then you need to spend more time researching and roleplaying them.:eeyup:

I personally believe if you're writing for any other reason besides it's your passion/ past time, that you shouldn't write. Don't write if you feel forced to it. If I don't have the "puppy love" sensation when I recollect about my stories I take a break, reread my brainstorm notes and re-saturate myself in my work.:twilightsmile:

1887694 :rainbowlaugh: LEL! ... So what are you going to do about it..? *Tension intensifies* :trixieshiftright:

That was some very informative advice. :rainbowderp: I'm not really sure what to do now. I have a problem. Erm... I have three idea's for a story (Which are all terrible ideas), and I don't know which one to do. :duck:

All of them will be approximately 10,000 words, and they all take place in the third person meta-physical thing that is quite popular around here. :twilightsheepish: The first is a really boringly factual story about a gun obsessed stallion called Smokescreen. :twilightsmile: The second is a painful depressing story about Thunderlane being trapped in a room, while slowly dying from starvation. :pinkiecrazy: The last is a slice of life about the receptionist from; 'Rarity takes Manehatten' although it will probably brake down into clop at some point. :twilightoops:

They're all really bad... I just wouldn't mind you telling me which one sounds the least worst... If you know what I mean. :scootangel: If you tell me to just get on with my own decisions, that's fine too... I'm rambling... I love you... :heart:

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I remember in the starting phase for DtD(dismay turned discord) "Everme" wanted to make the story lead into a Discord and Luna romance(from her love a greek/roman lore and this song). It was one of her driving goals for the story. but as she wrote it (I was her "supervising editor") she started to question if basing all of her work on this romance was worth all her efforts (The story was 20k words atp) She later revised luna's arc to hint at romance on another character. This strengthened Discord's character to keep his whimsical yet mysterious charm,Luna since her new hinted interest was in a different country. and the love interest because it gave his story all the more depth.


besides my rambling...rambling is our loving curse. you want some actual insight. "Everme" was looking to challenge herself by writing what she called in her words "a heroes(the tv show) styled pre-equestria drama that shows the events that shaped Equestria's Princess' into who they are now."

Are you trying to challenge yourself? Are you looking to write something quick and fun? Take a look at your stories from a perspective reader's view. Would you read your own story, is the theme why you like it,or is it the pacing,prose or characters that make you like/dis like it?

Why does Thunderlane have to slowly starve? Is it a punishment, a dare...is the story going to delve into his psychi?

Who is smokescreen why should the reader care for him? What's the difference if Smokescreen was Sandstorm or Tumble Le Weed. I've read some very pivotal stories that are solely base on character analysis. I'll post links later....

1890785 Information... Too much infor-.... *Drowns* :rainbowlaugh:

I'll consider these elements, but I'm mainly writing for fun. I'm probably going to go with the latter story... Because It's easy going. :twilightsheepish:

That's it, I'm following you. >_<

~Leonzilla

2009882 Hello. How did you get here..? :heart:

2009924 By looking at your blog posts you silly.:derpytongue2:

~Leonzilla

2009944 Because you are thanking followers, so I knew that following you would be appreciated. :twilightblush::yay:

~Leonzilla

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