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526 weeks
Welp.

So...
I've been dead for awhile. I'm back now.
-proceeds to not do anything for another month.-
To be honest, I'unno what happened. I'll try to stay active here again, but it's not likely.
Anyways... to the stories!
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532 weeks
THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE!

BOND WITH ME JIMMY!
Anything said in this entire video is incredibly weird if taken out of context.
Which naturally means that I'm using all of these in real life. That is all.
EDIT: OH GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
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532 weeks
GUAIS! I started to do a thing!

As the title implies, I've started a thing. As you are all now thinking; "Bawss, you magnificent hunk of a man who thinks too highly of himself, what is this 'thing' of which you speak, and is it as jaw-droppingly fantastic as yourself?"
Well, you flatterer you, I am sad to say that it isn't, but I appreciate the feelings of awe. Also, yes I do think way too highly of myself, but I digress.
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535 weeks
Excuses and stuff.

Prepare yourself, the world's best, award-winning excuse is coming your way. Seriously, this excuse is gonna blow you away. Hold on to your fedoras everyone!
Wanna know why I haven't written a story? I bet you are all chomping at the bit (well, 2 of you anyways) and are impatient, or incredibly patient as the case may be.
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539 weeks
Inspiration! It hit me, the bugger!

Note to self: WRITE a bloody story!
So, yeah, inspiration has struck me, and as is typical for a late night brainstorming session, I'm liable to forget whatever I was thinking about immediately. Therefore; this blog post.
If you are unaware of the song "Ashes", fix this immediately.
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