As the title implies, I've started a thing. As you are all now thinking; "Bawss, you magnificent hunk of a man who thinks too highly of himself, what is this 'thing' of which you speak, and is it as jaw-droppingly fantastic as yourself?"
Well, you flatterer you, I am sad to say that it isn't, but I appreciate the feelings of awe. Also, yes I do think way too highly of myself, but I digress.
Prepare yourself, the world's best, award-winning excuse is coming your way. Seriously, this excuse is gonna blow you away. Hold on to your fedoras everyone!
Wanna know why I haven't written a story? I bet you are all chomping at the bit (well, 2 of you anyways) and are impatient, or incredibly patient as the case may be.
So, yeah, inspiration has struck me, and as is typical for a late night brainstorming session, I'm liable to forget whatever I was thinking about immediately. Therefore; this blog post.
If you are unaware of the song "Ashes", fix this immediately.