Excuses and stuff. · 1:28am Feb 4th, 2014
Prepare yourself, the world's best, award-winning excuse is coming your way. Seriously, this excuse is gonna blow you away. Hold on to your fedoras everyone!
Wanna know why I haven't written a story? I bet you are all chomping at the bit (well, 2 of you anyways) and are impatient, or incredibly patient as the case may be.
Well, here's why, and trust me when I say that it's an amazing excuse:
I'm INCREDIBLY lazy. Seriously, I'm the world's laziest assistant (asshat for those of you who aren't my girlfriend).
You guys can all go back to your peaceful lives now that that's all cleared up. Thanks for your patience.
I would say I'm working on a story now, but honestly, I'm not. So... yeah.
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I see your creepy as hell ken gif and I raise you a "oh Fuck I'm screwed" expression.
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