So...

I've been dead for awhile. I'm back now.

-proceeds to not do anything for another month.-

To be honest, I'unno what happened. I'll try to stay active here again, but it's not likely.

Anyways... to the stories!

BOND WITH ME JIMMY!

Anything said in this entire video is incredibly weird if taken out of context.

Which naturally means that I'm using all of these in real life. That is all.

EDIT: OH GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

As the title implies, I've started a thing. As you are all now thinking; "Bawss, you magnificent hunk of a man who thinks too highly of himself, what is this 'thing' of which you speak, and is it as jaw-droppingly fantastic as yourself?"

Well, you flatterer you, I am sad to say that it isn't, but I appreciate the feelings of awe. Also, yes I do think way too highly of myself, but I digress.

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Prepare yourself, the world's best, award-winning excuse is coming your way. Seriously, this excuse is gonna blow you away. Hold on to your fedoras everyone!

Wanna know why I haven't written a story? I bet you are all chomping at the bit (well, 2 of you anyways) and are impatient, or incredibly patient as the case may be.

Well, here's why, and trust me when I say that it's an amazing excuse:

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Note to self: WRITE a bloody story!

So, yeah, inspiration has struck me, and as is typical for a late night brainstorming session, I'm liable to forget whatever I was thinking about immediately. Therefore; this blog post.

If you are unaware of the song "Ashes", fix this immediately.

Be forewarned: if you are not future Bawss and you're reading this, spoilers may be a thing. Proceed only at your own (admittedly minimal) risk.

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Hey, guys. It's that time of the year again. A new Doctor is regenerated, and we remember all the fun things we did this year while celebrating with family and friends. By remember, I mean facepalm, and by celebrating with family and friends I mean sit in a room and watch movies while eating the plentiful amount of candies and other tasty food-snacks that are available.

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(This blog post is only here to push my other post off my home page, so that my grammar Nazi robot thing of a friend, Hoot215, doesn't need to look at the ONE grammar error I made in Paragraph 2, characters 113-117.

HAPPY NOW, ROBO-HITLER?

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So, my family and I have traveled down to the States, specifically Missouri, to visit family for Thanksgiving, and I figured that I should thank all 3 of my followers for, well, following me! In that creepy, slightly scary way.

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Hey! My name is Bawss. Or, in reality, it's Zach. Which ever ya feel like calling me. I am 16 years old, I live in Ontario, Canada, and I quite enjoy reading. This sounds kinda like a dating site entry, but bear with me.

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