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Feb
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2014

100 Member Contest · 11:31pm Feb 2nd, 2014

I'm admin/co-owner of an art blog called Amateur Artists Unite. I felt you guys might want to know about this too.

It's third on the trending list and reached 120 members within 1 week. :raritystarry:

100 Art Contest

This will be a simple one round contest. Anybody can participate. All art styles and media's are accepted.

Specifications:

> Within 1600x1200 would be appropriate, although if you go bigger that's acceptable.

> Digital art and traditional media accepted. Colour, style and the general dynamics can vary as much as you wish.

> All pieces submitted will receive a review and a score system may possibly be implemented.

> For the sake of continuity, all images must be SFW. Nothing questionable either. :twilightblush:

>The deadline is: 16/02/14 11:30 In other words 2 weeks. Entries should be PMed to myself.

Now the important part. The topic.

Mane six, doing their job

Any member of the mane six doing there day-to-day job. For example; Rainbow Dash pushing a cloud around or Rarity sewing a dress.

This is a pilot so for now the top 3 receive special mentions. All art will be displayed in a gallery at the end, unless there is a decent case.

Finally 2 more judges are needed. They need to be impartial and will not be able to participate. Thank you for cooperation and good luck to everypony. :heart:

Any questions should be directed to myself. :rainbowkiss:

-RussianRoflcopter-

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Comments ( 51 )

raises hand excitedly I WANNA JUDGE

Interesting... :duck:

I won't join the contest, but the group sounds fun. :pinkiesmile:

1789239 Okay. I'm going to wait to I get a few applicants. You're already accepted. :raritywink:

1789249 Wonderful. It does get a lot of suckish retarded appallingamateur people visiting... But it is there to help. :twilightsmile: I'm sure you'll be good at reviewing, which is quite a popular thread type. :raritywink:

This ought to be interesting. I can't wait to see these pictures.

1789280 I'll post them in a blog as well as on the group. :twilightsmile:

1789286
we are second now!

1789286 Can you join the group even if you don't and can't draw?

1789291 Of course. :rainbowlaugh: There are plenty of people who just review or remain inactive. I would be happy to see you in the threads. :twilightsheepish:

1789307 Cools. I feel accepted *manly pose*

1789317 Third what? Shouldn't this go to Pony Slayer? :derpytongue2:

1789324 Haha. :rainbowkiss: Whatever lights you're joint man. :ajsmug: I love you! :heart:

1789326 :facehoof: Sorry.

We're the third trendiest group at the moment. :raritystarry:

1789383 Now that is something to brag about

1789379 If you say so. :twilightblush: It was a metaphor by the way...

1789398 Metaphor do not exist when I'm around. JK :rainbowkiss:

1789412 I'm both and neither.

1789450 Oh, you'll remember that?
Wanna get drunk and forget it? At all?
Is this incentive enough?
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1789464 Yes, except minus the drinking. We have the safety of the Atlantic between us. :twilightblush:

Do you want to go first..? :duck:

1789480 Oh, your not in the US? You said you were? You lied. :raritydespair: :raritycry: :fluttercry: :applecry: :moustache:

1789491 When did I say that..? :rainbowhuh: You know we're in different timezones. We had this discussion. :heart:

1789518 I'm listening to music at high sound levels and doing Trigonometry without a calculator. I don't have to make sense.

1789523 Okay. :trollestia:

When I was 7 I tried to wear all of my underpants at the same time... To see what it felt like. :twilightoops:

You're turn.

1789539 When I was 5 I got a rock stuck in my ear for a few months because my ear itched and I wanted to scratch it with a rock. :derpytongue2:

1789551 I used to harass a girl at school. I denied allegations and claims on Facebook. The girl was later dinned a attention seeking slut... :ajsleepy:

(now days she can apparently fit 12 pens in her vagina. Hawt! :trollestia:)

1789595 hmm, that is some feat. One of my friends at school was pregnant at age 15. :twilightoops:

She gets asked if her daughter is her sister allot.:pinkiecrazy:

1789605 That is really weird, I've never known anyone in that situation. :twilightsheepish:

Last year I shot a walker with an air rifle from 300m. :rainbowderp: It was the most upsetting experience of my life. I had to bandage up his bleeding leg while he repeatedly cursed me and tried to attack me. :fluttercry: After I fixed up the bandage the medical service arrived. He didn't press charges (I could have been in a penitentiary for 2 months or something - I was let off with a warning and a thingy in my criminal record). I wrote to him every 3 day's while he was in hospital and visited him once a fortnight. He made a full recovery and we are good friends. :twilightsheepish:

1789670 Hmm, intriguing. When you say walker I think zombie?

1789691 :facehoof: You could have done the courtesy of saying 'Well done, Good Samaritan'. :twilightangry2:

Oh well. Your turn now. :ajsmug:

1789800 :rainbowlaugh:

This sharing is a two way thing. :ajbemused:

1789816 I am working on it. I was apologizing first. :twilightangry2:
I am trusted at school so much I could steal things if I was smart about it. Like someone's phone or wallet.

I constantly hide my friends stuff. He never expects it because they are usually from his pockets. I have an obsession with pick pocketing. :pinkiecrazy:

That's two :rainbowkiss:

1789843 Hehe. :trollestia: Didn't mean to put you under pressure, this is meant to be fun! :heart:

I've wanked on a plane on the aisle end seat. :twilightsmile:

I've wanked in my parents bed next to my mum. :rainbowderp:

1789903 I've been held at gunpoint. Everyone said I looked bored at the time.

1789991 No way. :pinkiegasp: Can you tell me more..? :duck:

I've stolen my friends sisters panties and wanked over them. I have a problem with masturbation... :ajsleepy:

1790032 Long story short. First time driving. Guy behind me didn't appreciate it. We were in town, he wouldn't of shot.

1790172 Holy Celestia! :pinkiegasp: I thought you were 15. That is a really cool story, I'm so glad he didn't shoot. :yay:

1790194 Well... I've been 17 since thursday. :pinkiehappy:
Damn this latency. :pinkiesick:

1790333 latency..? :rainbowhuh:

Happy birthday!

1790391 Latency: The time it takes for a packet to cross a network connection, from sender to receiver.

And thank you for the happy B-day.:pinkiehappy:
And since I'm older I can invoke sonority rights. Fetch me water! :flutterrage:

1790404 Thanks for clarifying.

Of course m'leige. *Fetches water* Anything else, Sir..? :moustache:

1790460 Sparkling lemonade?

1790529 When is lemonade not sparkling..? :ajsmug: *Fetches Sparkling lemonade* Anything else, Sir..?

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