Hiatus... · 1:40pm Jan 28th, 2014
Attention, please! Attention! This is an announcement! Attention! This is an announcement! This is a pre-recorded message!
A temporary change in schedule has been issued. All facility associates are to remain calm and wait for instructions.
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All further scheduled activities are to be postponed for up to three months.
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This change of schedule is occurring as scheduled by the schedule. There is no reason to panic.
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This change of schedule is part of a mandatory past-fourth-wall procedure.
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Prediction correlation ratio is 23%.
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Please feel free to ask further information from the current capacitive recording executive. The current capacitive recording executive is encouraged to notify facility associates of further changes in schedule. If the current capacitive recording executive is currently not available, don't panic. Have a nice day.
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