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thehalfelf


thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

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  • 150 weeks
    Elfy Update, 6/29

    As of this morning I am officially on the wrong side of twenty. I'd say it feels weird, but I don't really feel any different. Age is a weird thing, isn't it?

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  • 155 weeks
    To Dream is Divine Update, 5/27

    New Words: 2,338 (31,564 total)
    Chapters Worked On: 12, 13
    Chapter Finished: 12

    I know it isn't my normal update day, but I realized I hadn't said anything in awhile. I'm also sure you guys are about as sick of hearing my excuses for slow writing as I am of writing them, but here we are. Last time was RE8, this time it's a combination of Mass Effect and DnD.

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  • 157 weeks
    To Dream is Divine Update, 5/11

    New Words: 1,177 (29,226 total)
    Chapter Worked On: 4, 8, 10, 12

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  • 158 weeks
    To Dream is Divine Update, 5/4

    New Words: 1,910 (28,049 total)*
    Chapter Worked On: 11, 12
    Chapter Finished: 11

    Man, I've gotten really bad at keeping you guys updated, and getting a chapter done a week. It's gotten to difficult to focus with all my other projects floating around.

    In my defense, neither quick nor Qrow have been editing, so I'm not the only slacker here. Not that it makes this better...

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  • 161 weeks
    To Dream is Divine Update, 4/13

    New Words: 1,655 (26,139 total)*
    Chapter Worked On: 10, 11
    Chapter Finished: 10

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Jan
27th
2014

6,000 story views? Time for a present! · 2:52pm Jan 27th, 2014

So, sometime during all that contest bollocks and moving to a new computer, I got over 6,000 total story views! Huzzah!

I know, Luna, it is very exciting, isn't it?

Thou should do something for thy loyal readers.

Ya know, I was thinking the same thing. I was--

"Party!"

Hold on, now, I don't think that....

...And now my breakfast is covered in confetti... Sonofa---alright, all you ponies need to, like, leave. Now. Let me blog in peace!

"But... We wish to stay and aid thou!"

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...Fine. But NO MORE CONFETTI!

Where was I...?

Right, what I was thinking. This morning, while freezing in my car, I thought to myself, "Alex," I thought, "What should I do for the people who decided to read my crap drivel terrible things horrible writing 6000 times? I don't have the time to write a story for you, and I'm terrible at one-shots anyway. (for those wondering, How the Heart Burns is the closest I like to get to a one-shot) and Cthulhu knows I can't draw... I know! That story that I keep saying I'm working on but never seem to have anything done for!"

And so, in the spirit of thanks, I give you this link to a preview of the latest chapter of Last Hope. Unedited. I'll probably even hang out in here for awhile too, and field questions or talk or something mundane like that, instead of saving some world of something somewhere. You're welcome.

tl;dr Link to unedited preview of next chapter of Last Hope I will be there to chat, and Pinkie got confetti in my food "Sorry!"

--thehalfelf

This blog too fucking forever to make...

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