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Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

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  • 357 weeks
    Tails of Equestria - They finally made one!

    As my dear "readers" (or rather waiters,,, sorry, I am working on stuff, I promise) may have noticed, I like RPGs. I even wrote an entire chapter as an RPG, for goodness sake! Now, the good people at "River Horse" (love the name already) managed to talk Hasbro into making an official MLP RPG called "Tails of Equestria".
    I got the book today and I just finished it... here are my thoughts:

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    6 comments · 618 views
  • 372 weeks
    Let's talk about Zelda *BotW Spoilers*

    So... you might have noticed that I have been a tad quiet lately. Well, work is an inverse b'tch as it pays me to get screwed over and over again.
    Jokes aside, I want to vent a little and I thought the best way to do that is to write about something that I love: Zelda

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    0 comments · 441 views
  • 399 weeks
    RPGs You Should Try

    Recently one of my friends and me got into a bit of a quarrel about the state of modern RPGs. While he thinks that RPGs are at their lowest with D&D 5, the new 7th Sea being disappointing and FF games losing Warhammer, I personally think that we are in an golden age of Roleplaying with sites like DriveThruRPG and the like allowing us to find games that would have never seen publishing alone.

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    7 comments · 620 views
  • 403 weeks
    WORST EPISODE EVER!!!

    Seriously? 11 Int for a "Turn into root vegetable" spell?
    That's heavy transmogrify and at least level 5 in 3.5 and maybe 4 in Pathfinder. That needs a 15 or 14 Int! Even more if untrained!
    And Captain Wuss should get a save!
    GOD!
    0 out of 5 stars
    No points
    Terrible episode!

    (PS: Can someone please recommend a decent neurosurgeon? I need someone to get these writers out of my head!!!)

    1 comments · 436 views
  • 407 weeks
    OH GOD!

    They made a pony version of ME!
    It finally happened! They just forgot the glasses... GET OUT OF MY HEADS, WRITERS! AND WHERE CAN I GET A BONDAGE BODY PILLOW LIKE THAT?

    1 comments · 413 views
Jan
21st
2014

A truth so... featured? · 1:08am Jan 21st, 2014

After feeling a bit weird about posting such an unfinished and unedited piece,, such as "A truth so Elusive", I expected it to go the same way as "Shores beyond my reach": Completely ignored by the world.
Recently, I heard that it was featured and suddenly, it popped up in the "Popular Stories" box.
That is the first time, this has happened to a story of mine and I feel humbled at the prospect.

Since it was requested a lot and because the idea does intrigue me, I am writing a prequel, featuring Rarity's coming out to her best friend, Fluttershy.
But that will be the last chapter.

This little story really opened my eyes though. To be clear: I don't know any TG people personally. I just went over the situation in my head and wrote what came out. Apparently, I struck some sort of cord. Got lucky.
But this is the first time, I actually got some controversy going. A commentator even accused me of brainwashing for the M/M agenda (without reading the story, though).
Apparently, even in a fandom that loves F/F ships as much as we bronies do, there are biggots.

Of course, he is right in the regard that I want to brainwash people, but not to instill tolerance in you! I want sexual attention from all the sexy cosplayers out there.. That is my only true agenda!

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A commentator even accused me of brainwashing for the M/M agenda (without reading the story, though). Apparently, even in a fandom that loves F/F ships as much as we bronies do, there are biggots.

:facehoof:

Of course, he is right in the regard that I want to brainwash people, but not to instill tolerance in you! I want sexual attention from all the sexy cosplayers out there.. That is my only true agenda!

The sexy cosplayers are on their way. They're not just sexy, they're very nice men, too. :raritystarry:

1743639 How do the Chinese say? Try everything 3 times.

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