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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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  • 344 weeks
    Moving On

    Hey everyone.

    I'll cut right to the chase: this will be my final blog post. I'm leaving. For good.

    Yeah, I know I've said that in the past, usually when I was in the middle of an immature meltdown, but this time the circumstances are much, much different.

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  • 346 weeks
    WTF casting agency?

    So the newest trailer for the MLP movie came out. Looks good. Still not sold on the animation style, but still looks alright.

    However there is a major problem I have with the movie already: the casting of Taye Diggs as Capper.

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    4 comments · 524 views
  • 349 weeks
    "Ponies: The Anthology" might be the worst thing ever

    There are a few things in the world whose very existence is an affront to humanity. Rape, for instance. Genocide. Pedophilia.

    And then there's "Ponies: The Anthology."

    *shudders*

    Avoid these hour-long abominations at all costs. Go watch something that's actually funny and creative, like Uno: The Movie. Don't waste your time or brain cells on that other filth.

    Fuck. Just...fuck.

    2 comments · 383 views
  • 352 weeks
    BOLO

    For a conniving asshole by the name of Barrobroadcastmaster. Dunno if he has a page here or not, but it's likely. Avoid at all costs unless you want to be sucked into the supermassive black hole of stupidity that is American conservatism.

    1 comments · 429 views
  • 353 weeks
    what is life anymore

    what is happening

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Jan
18th
2014

SLENDY?! · 12:04am Jan 18th, 2014

Well, I just watched the latest episode of MLP, "Pinkie Apple Pie." In my opinion, it's one of the best episodes ever. I loved every minute of it. I loved the song, I loved the Apples, and I loved Pinkie Pie. I loved how Big Macintosh sang, and despite being really drowned out by the rest of the ponies, he sounded really cool.

And I was a bit angry when Granny Smith talk-blocked him.

So anyway, after finishing I went to My Little Brony, as I usually do after watching a new episode, to look at some funny memes. Browsing through, I found this.

At first I thought it was some kind of fake, so I did some research.

It's not.

All I can say is:

What the fuck.

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Oh hey, I didn't notice you're back! Must be the new avatar.

Also, w͠e͡ ̝̩̥͞h̬͚̖̱a̰͠d̢̖̥̖͔͎̦ ̮̞̩͔͇̲̝ṱ̮̞͔o͖̪ ͏̻̦d̫o̖͢ ͎̼̹̳͇s̜o͏̗̼m̨e̸͍̙̝̯̦t̯͙̻͕h̻̠i͉̞̜̺̦͈n̘g͎͈͚ ̛̯̦̙̝ḩe̲̯͜ ̸̗̝d͈͘ͅe̼̫̰̩̺m͈̗̦͞a͈̗̮̘̥͚n͔d̪̠e̪̱͇d̲̜͔͕͙ ̤̝͙͇̤̮͡ͅn̴͔̝͖͎̣o͈͓̜̮̙̝ ͖̜͇̼r̥͎͙̤e̝̰̭͖̙̻ͅq̹̫̙u͈̲̼i̙ͅr̟̭̣͕̦̲̦e̡̳d̜͉͔͖͎̹͘ ̜̙͎͍̝̬͖͢a̘ ̺̭͚̫͟s̹a̪̳̬c̤r̖ͅi͔͚f̩̭i͞c̩̬͢e͔̣̟̲ ͍şo̠̖ͅ ̺̜̕w̧͍̬̮e̠͈͖̻ͅ ̰g̮̺̼̳a̧̫͖̱͍v̸e̩̗ ͙̕h̗i̴̙̱̝̥m̢͓͈͎̻̺̜ ̖͎̩͓͟a̶̯͙ͅp̩̳̗̲͍ͅp̹̰͍̜̱͖ͅl̨e̺̦̫̖̜̬͓b̺̳̗̖l̲͕̭̝͇̬̠̕o҉̭̜̯͕̱̮̺o͖̖m͏̼̹̻ ̳̭͍c̪a̭̹̟͕̙̙̘u̶͉̟̦͚̣͈s̠̻e̢ ̭̻͙s̕h̺̖͓͎e̬̣̰̬'̴s͉̬͎̜͖͖̟ ̲̗͚w̟̭ͅo̪͖̪̥̠͕̱r̪̕s͏̻̙t͚̖̭͍̮̦ ͙͍̯͕̱pọ͍̦͍̹̫͡n̻͇̻̘͇y̳̤

1729306 Yeah, I'm back. I'm a full grown horse now.

Also, maybe, but she was adorable in this episode.

But seriously, WHAT THE FLYING FUCKTAPUS?

1729312 Insert Marble Hornets reference here.

1729328 He just wants 20 bits.

1729330 yall aint gettin no twenty bitty you gall darn slendermane

1729345 Well, regardless, Slendy will make an appearance in my new story that I am working on, "Markiplier Saves Equestria", part of the trilogy I'm working on that does not yet have a name.

Him, what would I name a trilogy featuring Pewdiepie, Markiplier, and the Nostalgia Critic all going to Equestria in different parts and fighting evil versions of their greatest foes in order to restore peace to Equestria and discover the identity of S?

Stephano said it was just a game. King Barrel said it was a part of Memeworld. But no, no no no, it's something much bigger than that.

IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES!

jk I don't wanna spoil anything. But I just can't figure out a name for the trilogy.

1729374 What about 'The Trilogy Trilogy'. I think it's pretty catchy.

That... is fairly creepy... :twilightoops:

1729402 I know, right? I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw it. I mean, I completely missed it in the original episode because it went by so fast.

And this isn't like the Gravity Falls Slendy thing, because that one was proven fake. This is legit.

1729444 No, no, this is real. I just rewatched the original episode, no point-outs or highlights or anything.

I paused it at the exact scene as the GIF above. But you have to be REALLY quick, because it's there for less than a second. But I got it. 15:32, upper right corner. He's there for only a few frames.

Got a full screenshot of the moment too. He's real.

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